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Chapter 6.12 – Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!

6am and I can’t sleep. Seems like a perfect time to write a new chapter, no?

Tysha has officially taken over from Sabine as the new artist in the house.

Brasher: I’ve always wanted to feel sand beneath my fingers.

Aw, that actually kind of sweet

Brasher: Shh, don’t tell Wren

Demir: Is it true? Have my people finally come back for me after all these years?

If your people is the Grim Reaper then yeah, they have come for you.

Tysha: Why does this always happen to me?

Grim: You were cursed from birth

Tysha: I always it!

Demir: Can you please get on with taking me home?

Grim: Fine, fine

Demir: Please take me back to my people. I miss the solitude so very much.

Grim: Dude, your dead, there’s no alien planets waiting for you.

Demir: No!!!!!

Demir was 104 when he finally kicked the bucket (and not a day too soon might I add).

Aren’t you upset about your husband dying?

Marissa: Nah, he had to go at some point.

Wow, you are ice cold

Marissa: I’m just telling it like it is

Why couldn’t it have been you? *Sobs*

Holy crap, Visenya managed to max the guitar skill 1 day before her YA birthday +5

I guess all the jamming she did with Uxie really paid off.

I’ve never had an autonomous teen max a skill before. It’s kind of awesome!

Winter: Why do my lungs suddenly feel filled with cotton?

Winter: Oh, I’m made of cotton, that’s why.

Visenya: You should totally get Brasher to take you on a romantic date with flowers and chocolates. The whole works.

Wren: If he ever did that I would ‘totally’ smash his face in.

Isn’t that a little violent?

Wren: Nope, he knows not to pull that crap with me.

Can I just fawn over how gorgeous these girls are for a minute.

I love them both so much Red heart

Painting this cute turtle painting maxes out Shiloh’s painting skill +5

I don’t know if he’ll have time to max another skill before the next heir takes over but I’m gonna try with the cooking skill anyway.

In all the time that this family has owned this thing Visenya is probably only the second or third to touch it.

Brasher: Your mahogany eyes are sparkling like the sun

Visenya: Aren’t you a sweet talker

WTH Visenya?! If Wren finds out you’re flirting with her IF she will be pissed!

Visenya: I can deal with my sister

Visenya: Your muscles are so strong Brash

Brasher: I guess your sisters imagination was that good

That is wrong on soooo many levels

Ok, so it’s not a Visenya thing, it’s a Brasher thing as he goes and flirts with Winter after flirting with Visenya.

Visenya: Pitter patter against the floor came the sound of footsteps

Uxie: You do realize no one’s here to listen to you, right?

Visenya: You’re here listening, aren’t you

Woo! Look at Rhaenys shooting up in them levels.

Tysha: Ok, so what is it you need me to do?

Wren: I need you to make sure that Brasher, I mean I, got my homework right.

Tysha: No problem

At some point Shiloh was sent out to the book store to get all the cooking books. So he’s starting that skill now.

Damn Brasher, can’t you pick a girl and stick to her?

Brasher: I can’t help it, they are both so beautiful.

Rhaenys maxed out the Nerd social thing and gained the Heavy Sleeper trait.

It seems Visenya has moved onto the Bass.

I got a pop-up that Sabine’s twins are toddlers so I had to go check them out.

I can’t remember which is which but both are so adorable!

Tysha’s latest painting is so pretty and it will be going up on the wall.

Brasher is such a player, now he’s going after Wren. At this point he’s worse than Shiloh.

Wren: I heard you’ve been flirting with my sister

Brasher: Crap

At least Wren doesn’t stand for his nonsense

-5

Visenya: You should try this guys, it’s kind of fun

Tysha: Sorry Visenya, I better get Wren’s homework checked before she gets in trouble.

*Aggravated Sigh* -5

Wren: Hi Winter

Winter: Uh…Hi Wren

Wren: You should join my growing minion army

Winter: Doesn’t that just consist of Brasher?

Wren: Not if you join too

Dude, what’s it with these IF’s going after the opposite girls?

It’s been a long time since it last happened but Uxie and Visenya are back to jamming together.

Just in time for their birthdays too.

Before the girls can get back from school and age up however Shiloh nabs another promotion.

The girls (and Winter) come home from school and go straight to blow out their candles.

Yay, she grew into her nose!

Eh, I mean, Uxie aged up first. She rolled the Zoologist LTW.

Visenya goes up next…Visenya can you stop screwing up your face so I can get a good picture?

Visenya: This is so stupid!

Visenya: Stop complaining, it’ll be over soon.

Visenya: Is this better?

Much, thanks.

Anyway, Visenya is completely gorgeous (but you already knew that) and she rolled the Master Magician LTW.

And of course we can’t forget about Winter who rolled the CEO of a mega cooperation LTW which seems a little at odd with the character I gave him in my head but whatever.

After celebrating his daughters birthdays Shiloh goes straight back to skilling beside his sleeping wife.

He somehow is able to max the cooking skill too which gives him a total of 4 *I think* maxed skills. +5

There is only 1 day until Wren’s birthday (and the heir poll) so I’m not going to bother trying to get him to max another skill.

Wren: Just because you are older than me now doesn’t mean that you are better

Visenya: We shall see about that, little lamb

Winter: Can you stop with all the racket, I’m trying to sleep

Visenya: So-ree, Mr High and Mighty!

Just find a bed already Winter!

Uxie: Did you know that Pokémon is a game completely run by RNG

No shit, Sherlock

Uxie: You already knew?

No, I thought it was entirely skilled based *Rolls eyes*

Shiloh: I hope you’re going to clean that up after your done

Rhaenys: What has happened to the slobby Shiloh I used to know

Shiloh: That man is gone, lost in a vacuum of cleaning products.

Winter: You are smokin’ today Mrs H

Rhaenys: *Giggles* Why thank you, I do try

Fuck my actual life! At this point I’m starting to think that Rhaenys and Shiloh’s relationship is doomed.

Wren maxes the logic skill mere hours before her birthday.

Finally some good news.

Are you guys just trying to out do one another now or something?

Uxie: I have no idea what you’re talking about *Shifty eyes*

I don’t know what it is about this Gen but they are all so freaking awesome!

To stop the flirting with Rhaenys I have Winter use his one YA action to get a job in hopes that they won’t have any time together if they are at work.

Speaking of work, Shiloh gets his second promotion of the chapter.

he only has 2 more levels to go to max his career. I’m so proud of him.

This moment seemed like it took forever to get here, but finally, the baby of the generation is becoming a YA.

You have got to be kidding me? It’s finally happening?

Marissa: Don’t act so pleased about it

I can’t help it. I thought you’d never die.

Angel: Who’s going to take care of us now?

Voodoo: We need attention!

Don’t worry, I’m sure Winter will take over, with his new Dog Lover trait and all.

Marissa: Please Grim, I beg you, I have so much more annoyances to give

Grim: Don’t make me say it again; Get in the urn!

And finally, fucking finally, Marissa dies at 105 days old.

Marissa’s death made me completely miss Wren aging up but I don’t regret a single moment.

Wren: It’s cool, I’m glad to see she’s dead too.

Wren, fiendish and utterly gorgeous Wren, rolled the Pervasive Private Eye LTW. This is the first time I’ve had an Evil sim not roll one of the criminal LTW’s.

Wren: What can I say, I like to keep you on your toes.

Tysha was up next and rolled the Master of the Arts LTW.

Tysha: My mum just died

So, you barely knew her…

And last but not least, we have Brasher who wouldn’t stand still for a nice photo for the life of me.

Brasher rolled the Become an Astronaut LTW which seems oddly fitting since he’s an alien’s IF.

Just a sort of comparison picture of all three girls together since I don’t think they’ve ever been in a picture all together before.

They all look so different and I honestly love all of them so much!

And I couldn’t give the girls a picture without giving the boys one.

I’ve just realized I subconsciously dressed them in pink and purple which is funny to me since I’m currently playing a Berry Pastel Rainbowcy over on my tumblr and the first generation’s colours are pink and purple.

Anyway, that’s the end of this chapter (and Shiloh’s reign as TH). The heir poll with be out shortly so keep an eye out for that.

Townie Updates:

Oh yay! I was hoping Elsa would breed.

I can’t wait to see what this baby look like.

So apparently  the baby boom is starting already. Not that I mind at all.

Ah, I knew I’d seen a pop-up of Gary being in another relationship. I didn’t realize his new relationship was with Tyene though.

Points:

Self wetting (17) -85
For each sim failing school (1) -5
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter or babysitter (when you don’t call them but the game makes them come)  (1) -5
Passing Out (43) -215
Accidental Deaths (1) -10
Social Worker Visit

Every Birth (21) +105
Every Twin Birth (5) +50
Every Triplet Birth
Fulfilling LTW (10) +400
For each Sim that gets on the honor roll (15) +75
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (6) +60
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation (6) +50
Every 100,000 dollars (6) +120

Every sim to master a skill (26) +130

Every sim to max their career (7) +70

Painting of Torch holder somewhere in the house (0)

Total points: 740

Chapter 6.11 – Times 2

Hey guys, I have a plan. Big shocker there since I never stick to my plans.

Anyway, my plan is to get the last 2 chapters of Gen 6 posted by Saturday (which gives me 2 nights) since I’m going away for a week on Saturday and I want to let the heir poll run for that week. I don’t know if I can do it but I’m going to try anyway.

In this incredibly rare moment we find Uxie playing guitar without Visenya any where in sight.

it might not seem rare to you but to me it is since it literally never happens.

Wren is currently at level 8 in the logic skill so Shiloh is giving her some extra tutoring.

Wren: Why can’t you let me do this on my own?

Shiloh: Because the watcher wants the sweet points from you maxing out the skill

Wren: *grumbles* Stupid Watcher

Zen: What’s happening?

No, not you too Zen!

She’d literally just gotten rid of her mourning moodlet too.

Grim: Zen Holly, are you ready…

Grim: Mrs Holly please come out from the umbrella

Zen: It helps me think

Grim: Jeez, no wonder you’re dying

Literally 2 days after Niska’s death Zen died at 100 days old which is 4 days over my set lifespan.

With Zen’s death we are now down to 8 Sims and 2 dogs in the house, the lowest it’s been in a long time.

Marissa: I’m scared I’m going to be next on Grim’s list

Demir: Do not fear, my love, I will give my life to save yours

Don’t worry Marissa, my luck is far too bad for you to leave any time soon.

Visenya: I cut my finger

Maybe you should’ve been watching where the knife was then?

Visenya: Where’s the fun in that. You’ve got to take risks every once in a while or life gets boring.

Happy Birthday Rhaenys!

Rhaenys: No, this can’t be. I should be eternal.

Maybe you should but you definitely are not so you better suck it up because it’s happening.

Rhaenys: Please can you make this stop? I want to be forever young.

Rhaenys: Not only did I get old but also cut my hair! What did I do to deserve this torture?!

Jeez, it’s just a haircut and I think it makes you look cute.

Marissa: Haha, welcome to the old farts club

Rhaenys: *Cries internally*

Tysha: Did you hear; the Watcher’s game is about to die

Uxie: That’s not a good thing. If it dies then so do we

Tysha: Oh crap, I forgot about that.

Yep, my game keeps randomly error 12-ing me recently for no reason. It’s been going on for a few months now, along with crashes so I finally decided to uninstall then reinstall the base game to see if that work. So far it seems to be error free *fingers crossed*

Shiloh comes home with a promotion then instantly rolls a wish to join the acting branch as I’d planned.

Visenya: There she stood in the doorway; | I heard the mission bell | And I was thinking to myself

You really need to stop with all these old songs.

Visenya: Why, there better than the crap you listen to

I…I actually can’t argue with that

*Sigh* I am getting really sick of Angel peeing all over my floors.

Shiloh: We’ve been over this Angel, you’ve only to ruin things that belong to Marissa.

Angel: Go die in a hole, old man.

Voodoo: Woah, that was uncalled for!

Angel: You’re right, I’m am sorry Master. I won’t do it again.

Shiloh: You better not!

Rhaenys: I can’t believe you did that to your sister

Visenya: She deserves it for being dad’s favourite

Rhaenys: She’s so going to kill you when she gets home

Visenya: She’ll need to catch me first

Wait…what’s going on here? Why is Wren going to kill Visenya?

Wren: Can’t you give me a break, cop dude.

Cop: I cannot condone youths breaking the law

Wren: I was literally heading home

Cop: it makes no difference

Cop: Now, where was it you stayed again?

Wren: *Aggravated sigh* How did this buffoon manage to catch me again?

*Cough*Your sister Cough*

Demir: How dare you ruin the family reputation like this?!

Wren: Who do you think you are to talk to me like this?

Demir: You are grounded!

Wren: You can’t do that!

Wren: And then…then he said I was grounded daddy

Shiloh: Don’t you listen to him Princess. I’ll deal with him.

Wren: I knew I could count on you daddy

Shiloh: Always

This picture is why you don’t let me near photo editing software when I’m half asleep.

I pressed a wrong button and didn’t know how to undo it.

I thought it looked pretty cool though so that’s why I left it in.

Shiloh: It’s simple really, all you have to do is cross that line with that one over there and you have the answer

Visenya: Wow, I didn’t realize it was so easy. Thanks dad.

Shiloh: No problem. Oh, and you’re also grounded for calling the cops on your sister

Visenya: Damn it, I thought I’d gotten away with that!

Visenya: You’re so old Great Aunt Marissa, you’re face be sagging like this *pulls funny face*

Marissa: Why I never!

Visenya: You better watch out, the Grim Reaper’s coming for you

Haha, I wish

Do I even need to say anymore about how much I hate her? -5

This family are pigs and that’s saying something when Shiloh is actually the slob.

Shiloh: It should be my job to make the mess not to clean it up.

Did I ever mention how awesome some of Shiloh’s paintings are. Not all, but some.

Like this one which gets put on the wall.

Holy crap, I must’ve missed it but Sabine got pregnant after leaving the main house and gave birth to twins.

I can’t wait to see them when they are toddlers!

Winter: Look who’s finally free, boyz!

Visenya: Why did I have to imagine you so annoying?

Winter: You know you love me really

It doesn’t look like Marissa and Demir are going to die any time soon and with only 2 days until Uxie and Visenya become YA’s I think it’s time to make Visenya and Wren’s IF’s real so we can meet them before the poll.

As soon as I let the IF’s out Wren’s IF heartfarts her.

Visenya: Here, the watcher says you’ve to drink this

Winter: Whatever bro

Visenya: Ugh, I’m sick of you already

Winter: Be Tee Dubs, your big sister is freaking hot!

Visenya: You’re barking up the wrong tree with that one, I’m afraid.

Introducing Visenya’s IF Winter Bloesem, downloaded from CutePlumbbies.

I decided to go this route with the IF’s since most IF’s are face one anyway. This way we get some diversity.

Wren: Take this Brash.

Brasher: It doesn’t look entirely safe…

Wren: Take it and become my very first minion

Brasher: As you command

Brasher: Mistress, that green girl is super pretty.

Wren: Say that again and I will make you regret it

Brasher: Sorry Mistress. I didn’t mean it.

Wren: Send it back, I don’t like it!

You imagined him. How can you not like him?

Wren: He’s too pink and soft looking. I wanted dark and dangerous.

Don’t worry Wren, I have plans Shifty

Anyway, this is Brasher Nieves, Wren’s IF.

I should also say, if it wasn’t already obvious, I had slightly cheat by using Visenya and Wren to make this IF’s real.

Tysha: Uh…why is a complete stranger in the house?

Winter: I’m not a stranger; I’m Visenya’s Imaginary Friend turned real

Tysha: Cool story, Bro

Even after playing nearly a whole generation with Shiloh I was still taken completely by surprise when I found out that he could repair broken objects with his mind. I am such a noob at this game sometimes.

Brasher: Wow, your sister is really pretty Wren

Wren: Do I really need to remind you who’s in charge here

Brasher: N…No Ma’am

Wren: As punishment for eyeing up my sister you will do my homework for me for the rest of school.

Brasher: But Mistress, I do not understand these questions…

Wren: You best figure them out quickly then

I mean…okay then?

Since Winter and Brasher just turned real they don’t have to go to school when the girls do.

They entertain each other by hanging out until the girls get home.

Speaking of girls getting home; both Uxie and Wren came home on the honor roll +5 x2

Around the same time as the girls got on the honor roll Shiloh got yet another promotion and gets to pick the Actor branch as per his wish.

We have so many unused beds in this house now that the girls as teenagers and don’t need to sleep but instead of finding one of them Winter choses the couch to sleep on.

Visenya: What’s the difference between a cast iron skillet and a normal frying pan?

Wren: Let me hit you with them and we’ll find out

Rhaenys mother, Kathryn, came to visit but before anyone can answer the door she dies.

All the elders in this ‘hood seem to be dying. Hopefully that will cause a baby boom soon.

Marissa: Oh no, you’ve finally come for me, haven’t you *Impales self through chin*

Grim: Not yet Marissa…

Marissa: Thank the Watcher

Grim: …But your time is coming

Marissa: No!

Yassss!!!!!

Kathryn: Please let me see my daughter one last time

Grim: Sorry love, it’s your time to go

Tysha: Why does everyone keep dying around me?

Wren: Our grandma that we never knew died

Visenya: Seems like everyone’s dying nowadays

Wren: True that

Winter is the first time that I’ve had that couldn’t find a bed on their own for ages so I had to end up giving him a sleeping bag.

I think I’m going to end this off here. Hopefully I’ll be able to get the next one out tomorrow so i can get the heir poll out too.

Townie Update:

Only one Townie update this chapter but it pretty cool.

I hope Anna finally gets the life that Shiloh didn’t give her.

Points:

Self wetting (17) -85
For each sim failing school (1) -5
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter or babysitter (when you don’t call them but the game makes them come)  (1) -5
Passing Out (41) -205
Accidental Deaths (1) -10
Social Worker Visit

Every Birth (21) +105
Every Twin Birth (5) +50
Every Triplet Birth
Fulfilling LTW (10) +400
For each Sim that gets on the honor roll (15) +75
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (5) +50
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation (5) +50
Every 100,000 dollars (6) +120

Every sim to master a skill (21) +105

Every sim to max their career (7) +70

Painting of Torch holder somewhere in the house (0)

Total points: 705

Chapter 6.10 – Bye Bye Birdie

What’s a girl to do on a boring Tuesday afternoon?

Start writing an ISBI chapter apparently

Rhaenys: You’re cooking? You’re actually cooking?!

Wren: Chill, I’m just getting something to eat

Rhaenys: I always knew you’d be my protégé

Wren: In your dreams

Visenya: How long do you think it will take Wren to get busted by the cops?

Uxie: With her attitude, not very long at all

Tysha isn’t really the most interesting sim in the world but she does help take care of Voodoo which is great ‘cause I always tend to forget about the dogs.

Uxie: Haha, look at that wannabe, trying to be cool

Visenya: I know, right. If it came down to it we’d totally bury her in the popularity polls.

Tysha: You do realize I’m right here, right?

Uxie: Did you hear something ‘Sen? Yeah, I didn’t either.

Huh, I guess Shiloh and Rhaenys worked out their issues.

It’s about time since they haven’t really interacted since the whole cheating thing.

Speaking of the cheating thing, the other party to that comes how with a promotion finally.

He’s lv8 now, I think, but his career is taking so long that I’ve lost all hope of him topping it before he dies.

Sabine leaves the sculpting station for 5 minutes to go pee and Tysha swoops right in and takes over.

Tysha: See, I’m not boring. I can do stuff too!

Very good, dear.

Wren: I hate to break your bubble but it’s prom time so you should get dressed.

Uxie: Can’t hear you…

Visenya: Too busy jamming

Wren: I guess you want to go in your normal clothes then

The older girls eventually get their butts moving.

I know I designed all their outfits but I kind of forgot what their formal wear looked like since they never use it so this was a pleasant surprise.

Since Shiloh is done with Logic now I’m having him skill in his next highest skill; painting.

He’s officially entered the ‘weird paintings’ stage of the skill (or maybe that just Shiloh Rolling on the floor laughing)

Of all the generic things that happened at prom this is the one thing that stood out to me.

It totally seems like something she would do.

Uh…Sabine, you okay there?

Sabine: What? My no good brother can’t be the only one being awesome, you know.

Wow, you have to be the most productive non controllable sim in an ISBI ever +5

Wren: I see you’re back with dad

Rhaenys: I am…

Wren: I’m glad you guys are happy. Just be warned if you ever hurt him again you’ll have to deal with me!

Rhaenys: Am I seriously being threatened by my own daughter?

Wren: Oh dear mother, it’s not a threat; it’s a promise.

Rhaenys: I am so tired of my life

Go to bed then

Rhaenys: Not what I meant and you know it

Why are you still trying to be useful Marissa?

Marissa: I don’t know what you mean, this is my new child.

It’s official she’s finally gone senile

Geez Sabine, don’t you ever stop skilling?!

This is what the house looks like most days; the 3 musicians playing in the hallway and everyone else standing watching.

You didn’t?

Sabine: I have no idea what you could possibly be talking about

Oh yeah, then what’s with the moodlet?

Sabine: Uh…the dog did it.

You stink at lying -5

Does Angel look any different to you?

No, me either. I guess she’s just one of those dogs that don’t go grey as an elder.

With Angel an elder now there is a total of 5 elders in the house, 4 of which have maxed lifebars.

NO! Just as I say the elders have full lifebars Niska goes and dies on me.

Why couldn’t it have been Marissa or Demir instead?

Aw, how sad that her wife, son and granddaughters had to be there to see her passing.

I’m really mad that Niska had to be the first to die tbh. She had literally just reached the end of her lifebar when Zen and Demir reached the end of theirs days ago.

The girls are rightfully upset about her death too which makes me sad.

Niska was always my favourite Gen 5 heir.

Grim: Hey Mr Holly. I know this is bad timing but can you sign an autograph for me.

Shiloh: Bad timing? My mum just died, go get your autograph from someone else!

Grim: Rude

Shiloh: And then he asked me if I could give him my autograph

Wren: Don’t worry daddy, I’ll make sure he never bothers you again

Grim in the other room: *Instantly vanishes*

Wren: That’ll show him! How dare he try to mess with my dad.

Uxie: Isn’t it a little soon to be celebrating, Grandma Niska just died.

Wren: Damn it, can’t you just give me this one thing!

Marissa: I can’t believe my little sister is dead

Visenya: You weren’t even friends. You don’t deserve to grieve for her!

The day after Niska’s death is Shiloh and Sabine’s birthdays.

I can’t be bothered getting them a cake so they’ll age when they age.

The first thing Shiloh does on his birthday is a work thing where he has to hand out flyers or something.

He finishes up pretty quickly and gets himself something to eat at the bar.

Wait…are you eating chicken wings with a fork?

Shiloh: Don’t judge me!

Uxie: Now that Grandma Niska is gone will you be ok Grandma Zen?

Zen: Don’t worry about me, I’m sure I’ll join my beloved soon

Wren: Wow, even for me that morbid

Moving on we have Sabine having her birthday all by her lonesome in the living room.

Sabine: This just sums up my life perfectly, doesn’t it?

Hey, that’s my line…uh, I mean, no, not at all.

Sabine: How do I look?

A few extra wrinkles but the same for the most part.

Sabine: Not exactly what I was looking to hear

Oop, sorry.

We can’t have one twins birthday without having the others, right? So here’s Shiloh’s birthday.

Shiloh: If I can  have one wish it’s that I keep my baby face.

I’m promising nothing

Shiloh: I…It’s not too terrible, is it?

Of course not, I doubt you could ever look bad.

Shiloh: Booyah! I’m still the greatest!

Tysha: I can’t believe Aunt Niska is dead

Visenya: Why does she keep bringing this up? She was my grandma and you don’t see my crying like her.

Wren: I swear to the Watcher above that if you don’t stop crying over my grandma’s death I will personally blow you up with a nuke!

I’ll admit that I lost track of when the GoT Twins were meant to come home.

For a second I though my boarding schools had borked again and they weren’t going to age at all.

Luckily that wasn’t the case and they came home safely as YA’s.

They get a quick makeover so that they can be saved and uploaded.

I’m kind of made at how good they look since I can’t do anything with them.

Anyway, Tysha rolled the Physical Perfection LTW and Tyrion rolled the Hit Movie Composer LTW.

Shiloh: You’re not really going to move out and leave me, right?

Sabine: I have to

Shiloh: No you don’t, you’re always welcome here.

Sabine: No, I really have to. I’m sick of not having my own life.

And with that Sabine and the GoT twins are moved out into the land of SP.

I’m going to miss having Sabine around but at the same time I want her to have babies so…

And what’s Demir doing whilst his second youngest children are moving out; being useless and playing in the sandpit outside.

Tysha: I miss her so much

Zen: I know Tysha but it will get better…eventually

Marissa: You need to stop coddling the girl Zen. She’ll never grow up that way.

A+ parenting skills right here folks *SMH*

Shiloh: There’s this thing called the heir poll coming up soon so I wanted to give you this before that happens.

Wren: Thanks daddy!

Shiloh: Anything for my princess

Wren: Wait…what is it?

Shiloh: It’s a potion to turn your ‘friend’ real

Wren: Sweet!

Visenya: I can’t believe he gave you a gift before he gave one to me

Wren: Suck it, I’m his favourite, obviously!

Shiloh: I have one for you too Visenya

Visenya *mutters*: Yeah, after giving Wren hers first

Shiloh: What was that?

Visenya: Nothing dad, thanks for the gift.

FYI I’m planning on making the IF’s real once the elders die for spousal options for the next gen.

Shiloh has another work thing to hand out flyers and of course, he heartfarts with the first girl.

Shiloh: Girl are you from Tennessee because you’re the only ten I see

Isadora Barry: Do people really fall for that?

Really Shiloh, after everything that happened with Rhaenys, you’re really gonna do this?

Shiloh: She deserves a taste of her own medicine, don’t you think?

No, that’s not how relationships work.

In the end I made him hand out a flyer to the next person so that he doesn’t get himself into trouble but low and behold he heartfarts the next person too.

*Sigh* This is why I don’t send him out more often.

Shiloh: Hey, old man, over here!

Taylor Secksie: Boo, Shiloh! I will never be seen dead talking to you!

Shiloh: C’mon, it could be fun

Ok there! I think I’m going to end it here before Shiloh gets himself into any real trouble.

Join us next time for birthdays, errors and IF’s coming to life.

Oh, I’ve also uploaded the GoT Twins on the downloads page for anyone who wants them.

Townie Updates:

Gary Shute marries an elderly Jenn’s Simself.

There marriage doesn’t last long because I remember getting a pop-up about Gary being with someone else.

And the first thing Sabine does upon moving out is get herself a job.

Points:

Self wetting (17) -85
For each sim failing school (1) -5
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter or babysitter (when you don’t call them but the game makes them come)  (1) -5
Passing Out (40) -200
Accidental Deaths (1) -10
Social Worker Visit

Every Birth (21) +105
Every Twin Birth (5) +50
Every Triplet Birth
Fulfilling LTW (10) +400
For each Sim that gets on the honor roll (13) +65
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (5) +50
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation (5) +50
Every 100,000 dollars (6) +120

Every sim to master a skill (21) +105

Every sim to max their career (7) +70

Painting of Torch holder somewhere in the house (0)

Total points: 700

Chapter 6.9 – Birthday Inferno

2 down 3 to go before the heir poll.

Let’s go!

Visenya: What’s wrong with my brain?

Niska: It’s just your alien genes kicking in

Visenya: It feels weird

Niska: I can quite believe it

Shiloh why are you doing homework with Uxie?

Shiloh: She needs my help

Ok, there are 2 things wrong with that.

1) She’s probably smarter than you 2) She’s not even been to school yet!

Uxie: Thank you Watcher, I’ve been trying to tell him that for over an hour now.

Looks like someone’s managed to figure out the whole alien thing rather quickly.

Tysha: So if it takes 3 days for a human to become a vampire then how do I get the meaning of X?

Wren: Can you take your weird questions somewhere else, I’m trying to train so I can beat my dad.

Tysha: I was just looking for help

Wren: Just go!

Isn’t Visenya meant to be the rebellious one around here?

Uxie: Relax, it’s just Apple juice.

I am watching you

Uxie: Whatever, I’m boring anyway so have fun with that.

Zen: Shiloh can you tell your daughter not to do that at the table when people are eating?

Shiloh: Nah, she can restore her brain power wherever she want too.

Zen: *Sigh* Kids these days, they have no manners.

Visenya: Here Angel, have a cookie

Angel: I don’t trust you…but the food smells so good

Visenya: Just take the darn treat!

Wren: Shouldn’t you be working on your guitar?

Visenya: Don’t tell me what to do. I’m free to do whatever I want! Being a rebel rocks!

You are literally the least rebellious sim I’ve ever met Visenya.

WTF happened to you?

Rhaenys: I’ve seen things, man.

Marissa: Is it working Angel? Does she like me again?

Haha, nice try, but nothing you ever do will make me like you again. I still can’t wait until you die.

Marissa: Drats!

Sabine is sculpting again, as usual…wait, is that a Griffin?

Sabine: Sure is

I love you so much more solely for making such an awesome statue.

At some point Shiloh maxed logic (+5) and immediately wished to learn all the potions.

I guess some IF’s will be turning real when the house is a little emptier.

Shiloh looks so funny in the dorky science outfit they have to wear whilst making potions.

Demir: This is bound to scare her

Uxie: I can literally see you, you complete imbecile

Visenya: So we should totally do it, right?

Uxie: But what about the psychic curfew police?

Visenya: You just let me deal with them

What are you two up to? Thinking smile

Visenya: Nothing, we’re just standing here looking cute.

I had my doubts but Sabine actually managed to finish the Griffin statue.

Because it looks so cool it’s put outside the front door beside the dog statue from Gen1.

Oh look, it’s Voodoo’s birthday.

Which I totally didn’t forget or anything.

During Voodoo’s birthday this happened which makes me regret not sending her away to boarding school when I had the chance -5

Zooming back over to Voodoo I find her already grown up.

I’ve got to say she is a little disappointing since she is basically Uno with a few different markings.

Oh well, it’s too late to change that now.

Don’t get me wrong; I’m glad Zen’s skilling but does she really have to do it in front of the fridge?

Luckily Niska is able to distract her so that Shiloh can eventually get something to eat.

Shiloh: Hey sis, I was thinking maybe you should get yourself an online dating profile. Y’know, get a life.

Sabine: I’ve actually got a life. When the twins come home from school I’m moving out with them.

Shiloh: You’re kidding, right?

Sabine: Nope, deadly serious.

Why do I take so many pictures of the kids coming home from school.

I actually don’t really know tbh.

Rhaenys: *Goes to pick up the bass*

Visenya: Keep walking if you know what’s good for you.

Rhaenys: *Immediately changes her mind and leaves the bass alone*

Tysha: Do you think I’ll be allowed to touch the precious easel as a teenager?

Wren: I really don’t care. Just shut up and blow out your candles!

Tysha: Anything for my best friend.

*A wild Fire appears*

Tysha: Someone save my best friend

Wren:

To my surprise out of all the Sims in the kitchen it is Marissa who steps up and singlehandedly puts out the fire.

Shiloh: Oh the horror!

What the heck are you on about now?

Shiloh: My baby girl…she is tainted now…

What? Thinking smile

Wren: What’s his deal? I only rolled the Evil trait.

Ah, now I understand.

Oh, also as a side note, Wren should’ve had the same contacts as Uxie since they both have Zen’s eyes but she looked too pretty without the contacts so I couldn’t put them on her.

Tysha: Are you watching me Wren? I’m not going to mess up this time, I swear.

Wren: That’s great but can you hurry up, I’ve got more important things to do.

Tysha’s second attempt at aging goes off with no hitches.

It also leaves me feeling pretty pissed because out of all Marissa/Demir’s kids Tysha is the most genetically diverse. I mean, I love Shiloh but couldn’t Tysha have been born earlier and then maybe she could’ve had a chance at heirship?

Tysha: Hi mum, did you like my birthday?

Marissa: Sorry kid, but this dog needs my attention right now.

Visenya: Wow, way to be benched for a dog.

Shiloh got a brief reprieve from potion-making for Wren’s birthday but as soon as that’s over it’s straight back to the potion station for him.

Shiloh: This is extremely repetitive

Well learn faster then.

What’s got your pants in a twist?

Marissa: I’ve just realized that my youngest is nearly grown and I can’t have anymore kids to replace her.

Haha, tough luck on you.

Wren: Why are you watching me eat?

Idk, so that I can stare at your cute face?

Wren: Well stop, it’s majorly creepy.

Slobby Uxie surprises me by being the only sim in the house to clean up.

Shiloh comes home with yet another promotion. I think he’s lv4 now.

After a field-trip Wren doesn’t come home, instead she’s found at an outside bar eating.

Bartender: Don’t worry Miss Watcher, I refused to give her the alcoholic beverage she requested.

Wren!

Wren: What? Someone needs to be exciting in this family.

Wren: Is this what you want from me? To be a good girl doing her homework?

Sure, if that keeps you out of trouble.

Wren: You are such a spoiled sport.

Shiloh: I sense a child missing from this gathering.

Don’t sweat it Shiloh, I’ve made sure Wren’s behaving too.

Shiloh: Somehow that doesn’t ease my worry.

I don’t know how she did it but somehow Visenya has managed to wrangle herself 4 Celeb stars.

Nice painting.

Shiloh: Thanks. Uxie asked me to paint something for her so I figured something colourful would work.

Since the painting was painted for Uxie it is placed above her, now unused, bed.

After that painting Shiloh is sent back to potion making where he discovers the final potion.

Man, that took waaaaayyyyyy too long.

And just to finish this chapter off I figured you guys would be interested to know the kids gender preferences for this generation. I know Tysha doesn’t really count but I was curious.

As I said at the start of the chapter I only have 3 more chapters to post before the heir poll so I’m going to try and get them out as soon as possible so I can get the heir poll results and start playing again.

Townie Update:

Only one townie update for this chapter and it is the passing of Linden.

I’m starting to worry about Niska and Zen now.

Points:

Self wetting (16) -80
For each sim failing school (1) -5
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter or babysitter (when you don’t call them but the game makes them come)  (1) -5
Passing Out (40) -200
Accidental Deaths (1) -10
Social Worker Visit

Every Birth (21) +105
Every Twin Birth (5) +50
Every Triplet Birth
Fulfilling LTW (10) +400
For each Sim that gets on the honor roll (13) +65
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (5) +50
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation (5) +50
Every 100,000 dollars (6) +120

Every sim to master a skill (20) +100

Every sim to max their career (7) +70

Painting of Torch holder somewhere in the house (0)

Total points: 700

Chapter 6.8 – Holy Brightness, Batman!

Hey guys, welcome back to the madness that is the Holly’s.

Last time new puppies were born and Rhaenys ruined everything by getting herself the Cheater rep.

Visenya: This is so much fun!

Uxie: C’mon girls, we’re off to take on Team Galactic!

Visenya: Sorry sis, I’m off to Halloweentown for the month.

Uxie: But…Team Galactic…*Sad face*

Speaking of sad faces…

Wren: This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me

Damn Uno, it’s about time.

I seriously thought that he was never going to die. He was literally 15 days past the end of his lifespan.

Uno: Way to be insensitive, Jerk.

Voodoo: Hey!

Uno: I’m sorry

Voodoo: What’s going on dad?

Damn, I’m starting to make myself feel bad for pixelated dogs now.

Grim: Are you ready to leave Uno Holly?

Uno: If it means finally getting the recognition that I deserve then heck yeah!

…And just like that all my sadness for his death is gone.

Wren: I’m so sorry that your dog died Great Aunt Marissa

Marissa: Who is this kid and why is it touching me?

Visenya: Give it up Wren, that one doesn’t know what emotions are.

All the kids are taking Uno’s death pretty hard despite the fact that they never interacted with him.

In the land of SP Rosa has finally nabbed herself a boyfriend.

Matt Bradley is the son of Darrell Bradley, first seen in this chapter.

Voodoo: Why did dad die?

Angel: ‘Cause he was old

Voodoo: Will I die?

Angel: Not for a very long time, Dear

Yeti: Snowcone?

Visenya: Yuck

Yeti: No, no no, don’t worry. It’s Lemon.

Visenya: Should we start with Unchained Melody?

Uxie: Can’t we play something more updated?

Visenya: Don’t knock the classics.

Classics? You’re like 12. You shouldn’t even know what these ‘classics’ are.

Visenya: Don’t stifle my creativity.

Can you do me a favour Marissa?

Marissa: Depends what it is

It’s nothing big really

Marissa: I’m listening

I just want you to die already, you’re just taking up space now

Marissa: Screw you Asshole!

Niska: Woo, my wife’s cooking rocks!

Zen: I’m just making rice

Niska: And it’s going to be the best darn rice ever ‘cause you made it.

Niska: And then I told her that it would be the best rice because she made it

Wren: That’s great Gran but can you wait until I’ve had my bath to tell it?

I don’t know what’s going on with my game but everything outside of the house is super bright and weird looking.

I fiddled with my game settings to see if that would fix it.

It didn’t so I reset the town to see if that would work.

Rhaenys: Why are my retinas suddenly burning?

Hush you. I’m trying to figure out why everything looks so weird.

Resetting obviously didn’t work so I don’t know how to fix that so everyone will need to stay inside until the snow disappears. Hopefully once the snow is gone things will go back to normal.

Sabine: TaDa

How the…?

Sabine: I’m magic

Wow, would you look at that, straight after I said I don’t know how to fix it I somehow manage to fix it.

I didn’t even write down in my notes how I managed to get it fixed so I’m completely in the dark if it ever happens again.

Tysha: Do you still feel sad about Uno’s death?

Uxie: What kind of question is that? Of course I do.

Tysha: Feels bad man

Maybe there is some of Marissa in Tysha after all.

Ah, how pretty the outside looks when it isn’t blindingly bright.

Voodoo:

Get out of here with your old meme’s.

Why aren’t you at home?

Visenya: Winter wanted to play out in the snow

So of course you listen to the stuffed toy *facepalm*

Visenya: You leave my Winter out of this!

He’s a toy!

Visenya: He’s not a toy, he’s my friend and I love him!

Shiloh: You shouldn’t be sad about death Uxie

Uxie: But people leaving and never getting to see them again is sad

Shiloh: No sweetie, this is the Sims, where your dead come back to see you as ghosts

Uxie: Really?

Shiloh: Sure they do

Only in the Sims, folks.

Seriously Wren, not you too! Don’t tell me, Brasher made you do it?

Wren: What? No. I’m just here to annoy the locals.

At least once a week Shiloh has to throw out a crap ton of food since no one eats the leftovers and makes everything fresh.

Marissa: Hey Watcher, we should keep this kid around. She’s good at cleaning.

Tysha: Hey mum, go shove your head in the dishwasher, maybe it’ll make an improvement.

Ah, can’t you just feel the family love I don't know smile

Demir: I read about these human traditions called ‘Witch Hunts’. They seem really effective.

Zen: How interesting

Sabine: How in the hell am I related to these people?!

Zen: Yes, he said that they were called witch hunts

Marissa: Haha, I can’t believe he fell for that one

Niska: You are a terrible person Marissa, did anyone ever tell you that?

Marissa: I’ve actually been told that several times, although I can’t figure out why.

Both Zen and Shiloh come home from work with promotions.

Zen’s promotion also maxes her career +10

Visenya: I’m starving! Where’s the food?!

Wren: Yeah dad, where’s our food?

Shiloh: How about cake for dinner?

All the girls: Yay cake!

In this house cake always means birthdays. This time it’s Uxie and Visenya’s Teen birthdays.

Uxie: I wish to do well in high school

Visenya: I wish that I keep being as awesome as I am now.

Marissa: Woo! Now hurry up and age so I can go back to being useless.

And here is Uxie and Visenya as teenagers.

They are both really pretty but I hope Uxie grows into her nose since it looks a little weird right now.

Also, when they aged their alien eyes disappeared for some reason.

Both girls have their grandmother’s eye colours (Uxie had Zen’s and Visenya has Rhaenys’ mum Kathryn’s).

Uh…you alright there Shiloh? You look a little in shock.

Shiloh: I’ve just realized that I now have teenagers

Oh, carry on then

Visenya: I know we’re close Ux but do you really have to hover over me when I eat?

Uxie: I’m waiting on you finishing so we can jam together.

Visenya: You should’ve just said

Even though Uxie and Visenya are now teens they still keep up the tradition of playing their music together.

Would you look at that, Rhaenys is finally putting her Natural Cook trait to use.

I swear, for being the only Natural Cook in the house Rhaenys is the one who cooks the least.

Uxie: Don’t you worry little Voodoo, I’ll always be there for you.

Ah, I see Uxie’s Animal Lover trait has begun to surface straight away.

Uxie: Dad, do you love me?

Shiloh: Of course I do. Why do you ask?

Uxie: If you love me you’ll get me a kitty

Shiloh: Yeah, not gonna happen

Uxie: Oh well, it was worth a try

And with that I’m going to leave you with the townie updates for this chapter.

Oh, I should also mention that I’ve uploaded Anna and Elsa as requested so they are on the downloads page.

Townie Updates:

Marissa and Niska’s eldest sister Kamille passes away.

It probably won’t be long until the rest of Gen 5 start passing away now.

After the death of her mother Amber breaks up with her boyfriend.

Devin (one of the legacy townie kids born last generation) gets together with a, still YA, Mooncake Tart.

And finally, Stacey (Oriana’s only child) has gotten together with an elderly Simself.

Points:

Self wetting (15) -75
For each sim failing school (1) -5
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter or babysitter (when you don’t call them but the game makes them come)  (1) -5
Passing Out (40) -200
Accidental Deaths (1) -10
Social Worker Visit

Every Birth (21) +105
Every Twin Birth (5) +50
Every Triplet Birth
Fulfilling LTW (10) +400
For each Sim that gets on the honor roll (13) +65
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (5) +50
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation (5) +50
Every 100,000 dollars (6) +120

Every sim to master a skill (19) +95

Every sim to max their career (7) +70

Painting of Torch holder somewhere in the house (0)

Total points: 700

Chapter 6.7 – Voodoo Magic

Hey look, I did manage to get another chapter done tonight. Yay for productivity!

Tysha: Why am I still here when my siblings were sent away to boarding school?

It’s ‘cause you’re the best of Marissa’s kids and I love you.

Tysha: You do?!

‘Course I do

Tysha: Yay, someone finally loves me

You might be wondering who this is.

This is Angel and she was added at the last minute so that the dog legacy didn’t die out.

Angel: I already feel violated

Get used to it because that happens a lot around here.

Niska: Not to be fussy or anything Watcher but your decorating skills are kind of crappy.

Well screw you to Niska. Do you really want to land on my shit list like your sister?

Niska: No Ma’am, I’ll be good.

Uno: You smell new

Angel: Uh…thanks, I guess

Great you’ve met, now get on with the wooing before your decrepit butt dies of old age since you’re already 13 days over your lifespan.

Counter offer: I can send you away instead. How does that sound?

Demir: I just want to be free of these children.

You should’ve thought about that before you had them!

Tysha and Wren are quick to find their new beds, even if Wren only uses her to nap.

What the heck is with my dogs being glitchy these past 2 chapters.

Oh well, at least Angel’s glitch is far less creepy than Uno’s was.

For the first time in ages I’m actually glad to hear a lullaby in game.

Although I’m probably insane for adding yet more sims to the, already overloaded, house.

Uxie, Niska, Zen and Sabine: *Has a full-blown conversation about comic books*

Rhaenys: Can you shut up already? I’m gonna miss the part when the Chef yells at everyone.

Visenya: Why do you have to rain on everybody’s parade mum?

Rhaenys: Damn it, you made me miss it. I hope you’re all happy with yourselves.

Niska: Extremely.

I can’t remember why I took this picture.

Maybe it was to give Wren some screen time ‘cause she doesn’t do much? The world shall never know.

Wren: Can you get that damn camera out of my face, like now!

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning

Wren: Go!

Jeez, fine I’m going.

Rhaenys: You are going to die soon Uno

Uno: Why does everyone keep saying that to me?!

Uno had officially joined her sister in the club of Holly children who have taken up an instrument.

Not to be outdone by her big sister Visenya then goes and takes up the guitar.

I foresee something musical in her future.

Shiloh: C’mon Sab, you need to move or we’ll be sitting here all night.

Sabine: Who are you again?

Shiloh: It hasn’t been that long since we last talked, surely.

Sabine: The last time you spoke to me was literally the day you took over as heir.

Shiloh: Man, that long…

Damn it Angel!

Now I remember exactly why I contemplated ending the dog part of the legacy.

Shiloh comes home from work with his first promotion.

He is then sent to tell Angel off for being destructive around the house.

Shiloh: I’ve told you this before Angel, you’re only allowed to destroy Marissa’s stuff

Angel: But she threatened to turn me into a stew the next time I did that.

Shiloh: She won’t touch you, now go destroy her stuff until your heart’s content.

Tysha: What does it feel like to be a contender for heir?

Uxie: I don’t know Tysh. It’s too early for this kind of stuff.

Even now that she’s a child Wren still loves her IF.

Wren: Of course I do, Brasher is my bestest friend in the universe.

Uh…nice name you gave it.

Wren: I know, right? I picked it myself.

Angel: Hey, new human, I’m having tiny puppies

Visenya: But your husband’s about to be a ghost

Angel: Why does everyone have to keep reminding me of that?

Even though Uxie isn’t Rhaenys daughter Rhaenys actually spends more time with her than she does with her actual daughters.

Wren: Can you go a little slower dad?

Shiloh: Don’t be such a baby, you can do this.

Wren: *Mumbles* Just wait until I whoop your ass

Shiloh: Can you chill mum? Like, I’m trying to teach my daughter the art of chess here.

Niska: Must. Destroy. Chess. Table.

And that’s exactly what she did as soon as Shiloh and Wren left.

At this point she’s as bad as Angel. Remind me never to play with werewolves in an ISBI again.

Don’t even think about it you two!

Demir: I was merely letting her know about the new gaming mouse I ordered of the interwebs.

Rhaenys: Internet. It’s internet you dummy.

I’m still keeping my eye on you.

Shiloh: Any news for me?

Visenya: Mum’s talking to Demir again.

Shiloh: Thank you for your information, it is much appreciated.

Visenya: Anything for you daddy.

You are deplorable Shiloh.

Shiloh: I am what I am

Sabine paints a this cutesy Japanese doll painting and maxes her painting skill +5

I’m so proud of you Sabine, keep up the good work.

Since I’m having Shiloh train himself in logic (’cause I really don’t know what else to do with him) his kids keep autonomously joining him. Yay for more autonomous skilling and bonding time!

Talking about bonding; Tysha still tries to bond with Marissa. Marissa’s still having none of it though.

Marissa: Who is this kid again?

Either that or she’s finally become senile.

Wow, calm down with all the autonomous skilling Sabine! Don’t you ever take a break.

Sabine: Why should I? There’s nothing else in this house to keep me occupied.

Damn, now you’ve made me feel bad.

Tysha: I don’t understand. How can a toy oven create smoke?

I think you’ve just burnt your muffin.

Tysha: No chance, it will be perfect, you’ll see.

How’s the muffin?

Tysha: A little crispy…I mean perfect, just perfect.

You’re not fooling anyone, kid.

Visenya: Plays House of the Rising Sun

Aren’t you a little young to know that song?

Visenya: Don’t tell me what I can and can’t do!

Now you’re starting to sound like a real Holly. For a minutes there I was worried.

Uxie: If you really want the treat you’ll jump up and get it.

Angel: I’m about to drop my puppies and you expect me to jump that high. I couldn’t even jump that high if I wasn’t pregnant!

Uxie: Come and get the treat

Angel: And you’re meant to be the smart one.

Not long after Uxie’s teasing Angel goes into labour.

She gives birth to 3 pups; 2 girls and a boy.

Voodoo is the girl on the left and Creature and Venom are the other two (I can’t tell them apart).

It is decided straight away that Voodoo is the dog heir because she is the only pup who takes after her parents in body shape instead of the default body shape. I’ve also just realized that makes her the first female dog heir. Cool.

Since they aren’t the heirs the other 2 pups are aged up immediately. They continue to look identical.

They are moved in with Persephone and Rosa (who are the only two to still live together).

Gah, Voodoo is so cute Red heart

Just look at her little face!

I want to snuggle her so badly.

Well this is something new.

I clicked yes because I still felt bad about Sabine being stuck in the main house without a life.

Walter is the eldest (I think) son of Katherine Skipton and Cameron Idanezy.

He’s also pretty cute.

Sabine: Hi cutie, my name is Sabine.

Walter: You’re pretty cute yourself

Ahh, look at them flirting with each other autonomously.

This relationship has to happen, like right now!

Full disclosure here after they began flirting with each other autonomously I took control of Sabine to further their relationship so that she’d not alone when she does eventually move out. I don’t think I used Sabine’s YA action so I’m counting getting them to BF/GF status as that even though it is technically more than one action. If anyone has a problem with that let me know and I’ll take a point reduction for it.

I mean, how could I have possibly resisted?

And on that note, let’s end the chapter with Rhaenys getting another promotion.

I can definitely say that this is my last chapter for SimNaNoWriMo so I’ll see you guys whenever I get around to posting the next chapter.

Townie Update:

Only one townie update this time around. Some random townie is now married to Jax’s elderly simself.

Points:

Self wetting (15) -75
For each sim failing school (1) -5
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter or babysitter (when you don’t call them but the game makes them come)  (1) -5
Passing Out (40) -200
Accidental Deaths (1) -10
Social Worker Visit

Every Birth (21) +105
Every Twin Birth (5) +50
Every Triplet Birth
Fulfilling LTW (10) +400
For each Sim that gets on the honor roll (13) +65
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (5) +50
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation (5) +50
Every 100,000 dollars (6) +120

Every sim to master a skill (19) +95

Every sim to max their career (6) +60

Painting of Torch holder somewhere in the house (0)

Total points: 690

Chapter 6.6 – Homewrecker

Hey guys, long time no see!

This chapter was meant to be written and posted last week but I got caught up in writing my serious Sims legacy (which I haven’t touched in 3 years so I had a lot to catch up on).

She stared at the chess table, knowing that her fate lay in those tiny pieces on the board.

Sabine: Wrong legacy, dude

Sorry, I can’t switch it off.

Oh what’s this I spy? Is it a sim in labour? Yes, I do believe it is.

Rhaenys: Stop being weird and help me get this thing out!

Ok, jeez!

And *fingers crossed* the last baby of Generation 7 is born.

She already disappoints by not being a male since we’ve not had a boy this generation.

Marissa: Why do your grandkids get more spotlight than my kids do?

Niska: Chill Miss, it’s not my fault my side of the family is the Watcher’s favourites.

Ah, I see Marissa and Niska are at it again. It’s good to see that not everything changed when I was away.

Shiloh: Is this another of Marissa’s?

No actually, she’s yours.

Shiloh: I knew I already loved her for a reason.

After being introduced to his youngest daughter Shiloh is then made to teach Tysha to talk since that’s the last toddler skill she needed.

I’m not sure how it happened but somewhere along the line Visenya gained an IF.

Visenya: Someone take it far away and burn it. It’s creepy!

Sorry Visenya, for once I don’t think that will be happening.

This is where something weird began to happen with Wren. As soon as she was placed in her crib she’d disappear and then reappear on the floor on the other side of the way. I changed the crib countless times in case it was that nothing changed.

Wren: I’m too cool for bedtime

In your dreams, kid.

In the end I am forced to age her up 1 day early to see if that fixes the problem.

She is so adorable. I feel like I’ve said this a lot with the kids this generation but I love her.

Even after aging her up she still has the problem. I have no idea what’s wrong with her tbh.
After some research online I reset the whole lot to see if that fixes it.
Thankfully resetting the lot worked and Wren is now able to use her crib.

I just took this because hardly anyone uses this seat which is a shame because I adore it.

Sabine: Thanks for using me to show of a stupid seat.

You’re welcome Rolling on the floor laughing

With the lot reset and everything working like it should again Rhaenys grabs Wren and starts to teach her how to walk.

This is getting ridiculous now Billy.

How many Holly’s is that you’ve been with now. I’m thinking around 4, at least.

Marissa: Move your ass Demir, that’s my seat!

Demir: I cannot my love, I am afraid that I am far too comfy.

Well would you look at that, someone’s finally grown a backbone.

Marissa: You will pay dearly for this

Demir: I’m sorry my love, I meant that I was only keeping the seat warm for you.

Or maybe not.

I am so sorry Rhaenys. As much as I want to see what another kid from you and Shiloh would look like there are currently 14 Sims in the house and I just can’t.

Huh, I guess Visenya wasn’t the only one to receive an IF.

Visenya: Tysha’s IF is never going to be as good as Winter.

Winter?

Visenya: Yeah, my IF. He’s awesome!

Well that was the quickest change of heart that I’ve ever seen.

Tysha: *Quietly plays away with her IF, completely ignoring Visenya*

Why are  you crying Shiloh?

Shiloh: My dirty, rotten, wife is cheating on me.

Wait…what?!

WTH Rhaenys! How is this even possible since she’d never around anyone?

I’m gonna have to just blame Demir here since there is no one else but he doesn’t have the moodlet so IDK.

Look at these assholes being all in love when one of them had just ripped my heirs marriage apart.

I’ve been wishing on Marissa’s death for a long time but now I can’t wait for Demir to die either so I can be rid of them both.

Shiloh: How dare you try to talk to me after what you’ve done!

Rhaenys: I just wanted to apologize

Shiloh: I don’t want to ever see your face again.

Their relationship is pretty much in tatters now which makes me so mad because I love them together.

Let’s take a break from all the melodrama happening with the adults to look at the cuteness of the toddlers.

Visenya: Can I get a horse for my birthday?

Moving swiftly on

Apparently Wren also got an IF.

I really am terrible at this, aren’t I?

Rhaenys: Can you say Mama?

Wren: How ‘bout Mama’s a dirty cheater?

Wow, it truly says something when a toddler is disappointed in you.

Rhaenys: Why won’t anyone let me live this down?

Wren: Because it literally happened 5 hours ago

Rhaenys: Isn’t that long enough?

*Facepalm*

Rhaenys: Hi Shiloh

Shiloh: I told you that I didn’t want to see you again

Rhaenys: But the baby just called me a dirty cheater…

Shiloh: That’s daddies little angel, you tell her how bad she is.

Wren: Okay daddy

You know you did exactly the same thing to Anna, right?

Shiloh: We weren’t married so it isn’t the same.

I…You have me with that one.

For the first time in my entire simming history all my toddlers are around the block table on their own.

Normally I have to force them so that I can get a cute picture but this time they did it all by themselves.

Somewhere around that time the GOT twins became Teenagers but I opted to keep them at boarding school.

Demir was also somehow able to max the nerd social group so get a new trait.

I picked Unflirty in hopes that it would stop the Rhaenys thing from happening again.

The first thing he does as soon as he gets his new trait is go and scare Zen.

Can he really not just die right now?

Ever since the Rhaenys cheating thing Shiloh has taken to autonomously painting in his bedroom.

It’s kid of sad when you really think about it.

WTF is that!

Uno: Someone kill me, please

How the heck did that happen to Uno. He was fine before. Jeez, he looks like he’s been possessed.

It’s Uxie’s birthday but because there is literally only 1 day between all of the kids (1 between Uxie and Visenya, 1 between Visenya and Tysha and 1 between Tysha and Wren) I am aging Visenya up with Uxie. Wren will be aged up in 2 days with Tysha.

Of course Shiloh is the one to take both of them up to their cakes.

OMG, they are both so perfect.

I especially love how Visenya seems like a mix of both Rhaenys and Shiloh whereas Uxie looks just like Anna.

I completely forgot that Uxie had taken after her daddy with the slob trait.

She isn’t slow in reminding me though.

*Toddlers screaming in synchronisation*

Demir: What am I doing here again?

Here’s a hint; two screaming toddlers in front of you.

Demir: I still don’t get it.

I really want to scream right now!

I don’t know what happened but Uno is back to normal. His thumbnail is still messed up though.

Uno: Am I dead? I feel like I’m dead.

In a short span of time Niska, Zen and Rhaenys all came home from work with promotions.

Rhaenys is Lv2 now, Zen is Lv9 and Niska is Lv10 which means she’s maxed out her career +10

Uxie: It was my birthday today

Marissa: Tell me something I didn’t already know

Uxie: *sadface*

Way to upset a kid Marissa

Marissa: *Gives zero cares*

Visenya: Peek-a-boo Wren

Wren: I can literally see you

Visenya: Why is no one in this house any fun?

For some odd reason Shiloh is best friends with Uxie but not Visenya or Wren. He is quickly set to rectifying that.

Visenya: Aren’t you going to deal with Tysha?

Shiloh: No, you have my full attention sweetheart.

Tysha: *continues screaming*

With Visenya done Shiloh then moves onto Wren.

Shiloh: *Pretends Rhaenys isn’t in the room*

Rhaenys: *Is dead inside*

Where are you off to in such a hurry?

Shiloh: It’s my first day at work.

That I get but why the bread?

Shiloh: It’s in case I get hungry later, duh!

It’s been ages since this mod came out but I still can’t get over children being able to play instruments.

Poor Visenya didn’t get much sleep the night before so when she comes home from school she passes out -5.

Niska: Hey boss, I think I’m too old for this gig now. I’d like to retire.

Almost as soon as she topped her career Niska wished to retire so I figured why not and let her use her one elder action to do it.

It took her almost 24 hours but Visenya was finally able to find her new bed.

Who knows why she was dreaming about weights though.

Visenya: I have to salute your musical genius Grandma. You are phenomenal.

Zen: Thank you sweetie, I’m so glad you like my music.

Visenya: I don’t just like it, I love it. I live it, I breath it.

You’re getting a tad obsessive there ‘Sen

Visenya: Oops, my bad.

What’s going on here?

Wren: It’s a contest to see who can bite the head of their doll fastest

*Backs away slowly*

Visenya: Aren’t you coming to get something to eat?

Uxie: I’ll be through when I’ve finished my homework.

Visenya: It’s a birthday party, there will be cake.

Uxie: *Immediatly forgets about her homework* I’m coming!

Yep, it’s already time for Tysha and Wren’s birthdays.

Also, I think this is the first time that I’ve seen Marissa even interact with Tysha since she was born.

Tysha: My mummy does love me after all

Marissa: Don’t count on it, kid.

Both girls are so adorable but I have the feeling that they both take after their mother’s in the looks department.

Anyway, that’s where I think I am going to end this one. I may be able to get another chapter out at some point tonight but if not then this is my last post for SimNaNoWriMo.

Townie Updates:

One of the potential spouses from last generation had nabbed himself a simself. Here’s hoping that they can stay together.

This pop-up made me sad since this was Sabine’s potential spouse.

Points:

Self wetting (15) -75
For each sim failing school (1) -5
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter or babysitter (when you don’t call them but the game makes them come)  (1) -5
Passing Out (40) -200
Accidental Deaths (1) -10
Social Worker Visit

Every Birth (21) +105
Every Twin Birth (5) +50
Every Triplet Birth
Fulfilling LTW (10) +400
For each Sim that gets on the honor roll (13) +65
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (5) +50
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation (5) +50
Every 100,000 dollars (6) +120

Every sim to master a skill (18) +86

Every sim to max their career (6) +60

Painting of Torch holder somewhere in the house (0)

Total points: 680

Chapter 6.5 – My Sanity *Cries*

Last time Rhaenys and Shiloh got married, Uxie aged into an adorable Shiloh-coloured toddler, a new baby was born and Marissa was an asshole and got herself pregnant again!

This is update #5 for SimNaNoWriMo.

Uxie: Lets see, this cylindrical shape must fit inside the circular hole but maybe I can make it fit in one of the other holes?

I thought you were meant to be smart? That’s pretty much impossible.

Uxie: Not if I use my alien powers it isn’t.

Sorry bub but you don’t get access to your powers until you are a teenager.

Uxie: Drats!

Demir: Boo, you cuck little red haired child!

Zen: Do you mind, that is my granddaughter you are shouting at?!

Demir: No, I must continue. Marissa said so.

I heard what you are making Demir do.

Marissa: I have no clue what you are referring too. I love this child…see.

You’re games don’t work with me Missy.

Marissa: Still don’t know what you’re talking about.

Uxie: I can’t wait until I’m big enough to access my powers like Aunt Sabine.

Sabine: Enjoy it while you can, life as an alien ain’t as great as it’s made out to be.

Rhaenys: For everyone’s sake Visenya I really hope you turn out like me and not your father.

Visenya: Goo?

Some genetic diversity would be nice, yes, but I don’t want them to look just like one person.

Rhaenys: She will look like me, or else!

Now that Shiloh has had a chance to bind with his daughters for a bit it’s back to charisma skilling for him to get that one last point to max the skill.

Shiloh: Damn, you are one smoking hot daddy Shiloh Holly.

OMG, don’t start this again.

Sabine is still the go to person whenever one of the kids needs something.

I’m actually so glad she’s as good as she is since it gives Shiloh more time for skilling and stuff.

Contrary to the pictures in most of these chapters my Sims aren’t always skilling.

In fact, most of their time is spent standing around listening to Zen play her various instruments.

I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say it again but Rhaenys is so pretty.

Rhaenys: Thanks for the compliment but can you save it for some other time when I don’t have to barf?

Uxie: Father!

Shiloh: Hey Champ, how’s it going?

Uxie: I love you father.

Shiloh: Aww…

Shiloh: My darling daughter has made me see that I want another child.

Uxie: What about me and Visenya?

Shiloh: I love you both but I want another.

It’s a really good job Rhaenys is already pregnant then, isn’t it.

Shiloh: Ok, so if I remember this right you just sit on the potty until the bar above your head fills up then you’re done.

Uxie: That doesn’t seem right but ok father, I’ll do as you say.

Shiloh: That’s my girl.

Uxie: I still don’t see how this is going to work.

Shiloh: Just give it a few minutes.

*Bar fills*

Uxie: Hey, I feel like I know something new now!

Shiloh: Told you it would work.

Uxie: Now what father?

Shiloh: Now I teach you to talk.

Uxie: But I already know how to talk

Shiloh: My job is done then, I’m the best dad in the world!

Uxie: I wouldn’t quite go that far.

I don’t know if my aging is messed up or the girls were just born this close to each other but literally 1 day after Uxie ages up it is time for Visenya’s birthday.

Rhaenys is the one to do the honours with Visenya.

Visenya: Momma, you really need a hair cut.

Rhaenys: Hush, you’re not meant to be able to speak yet!

Visenya is gorgeous! I love her already!

It’s a little early to tell but so far she looks like a good mix of her parents.

Niska: You are such a brain dead idiot!

Marissa: What’s that supposed to mean?

Niska: You’re nearly an elder and you’re still having kids. I know being a genie gives you a longer lifespan but you’ll still be dead before that kid reaches adulthood.

Marissa: *Gasp* Take that back

Niska: What’s wrong Marissa, does the truth hurt?

I…I’m not even getting involved with this one.

In less dramatic news a play pen was bought and both Uxie and Visenya were shoved inside it because I want them to be friends and this is the easiest way to accomplish that. I used Uxie’s one toddler action to play peek-a-boo with her little sister which got them to best friends really quickly.

Visenya: Hey, who turned out the lights?

Uxie: Silly Visenya. Just move your hands away from your eyes. Like this.

Visenya: Yay! Can see now ‘sissy.

It’s good to see that someone around here is paying some attention to Uno ‘cause I sure am not.

Uno: Why won’t anyone love me anymore?

Sorry Uno but the people in this legacy are sort of more important than the dogs.

Rhaenys: Don’t listen to her, she’s just mad because she only has dumb cats.

Hey! Leave my cats out of this they are adorable.

See, I told you my cats are adorable.

Rhaenys: Keep your RL stuff out of this Sims post!

Stop breaking the fourth wall!

Rhaenys: I’ll stop breaking the fourth wall if you keep your RL stuff off these posts.

*Sigh* Fine.

This is actually pretty cool that Shiloh is training Uxie to walk whilst Visenya teaches herself to talk.

Shiloh: That’s all your skills done with Uxie

Uxie: *Baby voice* Yeah, I’m a big girl!

Shiloh: Yes you are

Uxie: Nice, now when can I get my one chemistry set.

Shiloh: O.O

Now that Uxie is all skilled up it’s time for Visenya’s skilling to start. Shiloh is once again tasked with that.

Shiloh: You don’t want a chemistry set, right?

Visenya: What’s a chemistry set?

Shiloh: Well that’s a relief.

Shiloh: Come to daddy

Visenya: I’m trying but it’s really hard to walk on small legs.

Shiloh: Just a few more steps!

Shiloh: See I said you could make it!

Visenya: Yeah! ‘Senya’s a good girl

Shiloh: ‘Senya’s daddies little princess

Visenya: Yay, ‘Senya’s a princess!

With all her toddler skills out of the way Visenya is free to play with the toys scattered around the house like Uxie. Unlike Uxie however goes straight for the xylophone which is more in line with her virtuoso trait.

Marissa: Can someone send help?

Nope, just like last time you can suffer.

Marissa: I hate you!

Not as much as I hate you.

Marissa surprisingly gives birth to a single baby girl whom is named Tysha (I am so done adding Marissa’s kids to the naming theme now).

Since Tysha will never be heir she is aged up immediately. She annoys me straight away by being the only kid of Marissa and Demir to inherit Demir’s skin. Out of 8 kids it had to be the last one that got the skin!

Since Tysha is now born it is time for Marissa and Niska to finally have their elder birthdays.

Marissa, being the eldest, goes up first.

Marissa: What have you done to my perfect body?

Shiloh: Haha, you are one step closer to dying!

My sentiments exactly Shiloh.

Niska is up next and she ages up surrounded by her 2 kids that actually still stay in the house.

Niska: I don’t actually look too bad.

Of course not, you are Devan’s daughter after all.

Marissa: How come she gets a make-over and I don’t?

‘Cause I actually like her?

Marissa: That is so not fair!

Despite everything I do have to admit that I really do like Tysha.

She is just so adorable and it’s not her fault that her parent’s are assholes.

This has nothing to do with the picture but my game keeps crashing so I may have to move towns again.

I don’t want to because I will lose everyone in the town but I don’t want to have to deal with the crashing.

Because of the crashes I had to re-age up Marissa and Niska so Niska’s make-over is slightly different.

Also, I let my little sister make-over Marissa ‘cause her non make-over was bugging my OCD.

Rhaenys: Out of my way! I’ve got pregnant people stuff to do.

Pregnant people stuff?

Rhaenys: Shut up and get out of my way.

Visenya: Uh…I don’t think that’s how you play with the dollhouse ‘sissy.

Uxie: I am the being of knowledge, not you, so stay out of my business.

Visenya: But ‘sissy…

Uxie: Stay out!

Of course it was up to Shiloh to save the day yet again.

Uxie: What are you doing? I had the situation well under control.

Shiloh: Sure thing sweetie, now it’s time for bed.

Wait…how did this happen?

Oh, Sabine taught her.

That makes sense, I guess.

Rhaenys: Goodnight my little warrior princess

Visenya: Nigh nigh mamma *yawn*

Aww, would you look at the sweet sight of all the toddlers sleeping at the same time.

It’s not as much of an accomplish as when there were 8 kids in the house last generation but still…

Did I mention how much I freaking hate Marissa ‘cause if not I freaking hate her and hope she goes and dies in a hole -5

Rhaenys: You’re gonna be the baby who look like me, right?

Please don’t jinx the baby.

Rhaenys: Sorry, already done.

Damn you Rhaenys!

Niska: What’s that Ux? *Gasp* It’s the claw…and it’s coming for YOU!

Uxie: I’m no fool Grandma, I know what this is…

Niska: *tickles*

Uxie: Grandma stop! I know what you’re doin…*giggles*

Tysha: Are you my mother?

Rhaenys: No but you’re mother is inferior so I can be your new mother if you want.

Tysha: I…I am confused.

Poor baby.

All Shiloh’s skilling has paid off as he finally maxes the charisma skill +5

When Shiloh’s busy with work and skilling it is always good to know that Niska, Sabine and Rhaenys are there to take care of the kids so that the social workers don’t come calling. They are literally the only adults to autonomously bother with the kids ‘cause Marissa, Demir and Zen definitely don’t.

Damn it Marissa! Why do you have to be such an asshole?

Go to bloody bed! -5

Let’s end this chapter with Shiloh being a loving and attentive husband because if I keep going on I am going to lose what little sanity I have left Laughing out loud

I will leave you with the townie updates for this chapter and I’ll hopefully see you in the next chapter.

Townie Updates:

Yay, I wasn’t sure if these two would stay together so it’s good to see that they have.

Same goes for these two.

This was a pairing that I didn’t see coming but it’s cute nonetheless. Now give me some werewolf/fairy hybrid babies!

Points:

Self wetting (15) -75
For each sim failing school (1) -5
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter or babysitter (when you don’t call them but the game makes them come)  (1) -5
Passing Out (39) -195
Accidental Deaths (1) -10
Social Worker Visit

Every Birth (21) +105
Every Twin Birth (5) +50
Every Triplet Birth
Fulfilling LTW (10) +400
For each Sim that gets on the honor roll (13) +65
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (5) +50
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation (5) +50
Every 100,000 dollars (6) +120

Every sim to master a skill (18) +86

Every sim to max their career (5) +50

Painting of Torch holder somewhere in the house (0)

Total points: 675

Chapter 6.4 – Can You Just Die Already?!

Last time Shiloh finally stopped being a douche and got together with the future spouse of this generation only for his brief happiness to be interrupted by his secret lovechild with Anna. Marissa’s twins also aged up and were shipped of to boarding school.

This is update #4 for SimNaNoWriMo.

Zen: How dare you have a child out of wedlock and disgrace this family?

Shiloh: Chill ma, it’s 2017, no one cared about that stuff anymore.

Zen: I care!

Shiloh: *Sigh*

Shiloh: My ma’s being weird again so do you wanna come out with me?

Rhaenys: Uh…I guess so.

Shiloh: ‘Kay, get dressed and I’ll meet you outside.

*1 quick trip to the beach later*

Rhaenys: I don’t understand why you brought me out here.

Shiloh: My ma’s being weird about Uxie being born out of wedlock so I want to fix that for the next one…

Shiloh: So Rhaenys Ross-Snow, will you marry me and make our future child legitimate?

Rhaenys: When you put it that way how could I possible say no.

Shiloh: So that’s a yes?

Rhaenys: ‘Course it is, you dumbass.

Immediately after proposing Shiloh rolled the wish to get married so I figured there was no time like the present and they got married right there on the beach.

*Announcer voice* I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Shiloh: You had to go and ruin it, didn’t you?

Not one to let his cousin beat him Roux also get married mere moments after Shiloh.

Shiloh: I can’t believe I’m a married man now, I’ve never been so happy!

Rhaenys: Geez, when did you become such a sap?

Shiloh: Can’t a man be happy marrying the most beautiful girl in the world?

Rhaenys: Of course…just tone it down by about a thousand.

Shiloh: Anything for my new wife

Rhaenys: *sigh*

Niska: I hear my only son is married now

News sure travels fast around here.

Niska: It sure does, now tell him I want to be a grandma.

You’re already a grandma

Niska: I want to be one again, ok?!

Niska: Who’s grandma’s perfect little angel? Uxie is, yes she is!

Uxie: I’m not a dog, you know?

Rhaenys: Hey, it’s my time to hold the baby.

Niska: You’ve got plenty time to hold her, it’s my turn just now.

Rhaenys does eventually get her turn with baby Uxie when Niska needs to go to work, and she’s fantastic with her.

Uxie: Finally, someone who doesn’t speak to me like I’m a dog.

Rhaenys is such a pretty pregnant lady.

Niska comes home from work with another promotion.

This time to lv9 which completes her LTW +40

Demir: Are ‘comic books’ real?

Rhaenys: Sorry, I’m married now.

Demir: I am very confused.

Marissa: I am holding this child hostage until you show some happiness about my pregnancy.

Never! If it wasn’t for the fact that you were an ex-heir you and your kids would all be kicked out.

Marissa: Isn’t that a bit harsh?

No, I hate you! You’re pregnancy shouldn’t even be possible since I turned of auto TFB and risk woohoo.

Shiloh: I am so not ready to raise my aunts kids again, I just got rid of the last bunch *drinks heavily*

*Picks up a glass and starts drinking with him*

Just to show you how late in life this child actually is we have Zen and Demir having their elder birthdays on the same day that Marissa gets pregnant.

There goes keeping all the heirs the same age as their spouses.

Niska and Marissa will have to be aged up as soon as Marissa drops her baby.

Zen: I’m too old for this crap

I know exactly how you feel.

Demir is caught trying to out run his birthday but no can do, it is his turn to join the elder club now.

Demir: My back suddenly aches, is that normal?

Who cares, it’s only you. I’m done caring about you or your stupid wife.

Also, just to rub salt into the wound, as soon as I was done with Demir’s make-over my game crashed. At first I thought that was a good thing I would’ve lost Marissa’s pregnancy but nope, I’m not that lucky. I saved an hour before the birthdays so nothing, bar the make-overs were lost. They were both aged up and made-over again without any issues.

Rhaenys is so good with Uxie, too bad her husband has never been near the nursery or his daughter.

Sabine: What did you really expect from my idiot brother?

I officially hate Marissa and can’t wait until she dies. She’s such a smug asshole!

Rhaenys: Sorry Ivysaur, I can’t come out on a date with you.

Rhaenys: Why not? I’m married that’s why now.

*Dial tone*

Rhaenys: Hello? She hung up on me!

Since becoming pregnant again Marissa has taken to constantly baking.

You’d think that would be great since we’ll have leftovers for days but it’s actually not because we already have a fridge full of leftovers that keep going off.

Shiloh: Why can’t she clean up after herself when she cooks?

‘Cause she’s an asshole?

Shiloh: I can’t exactly disagree with you there.

This would be a really, really cute picture if it wasn’t fir the still posture and facial expression.

Oh, also the clipping is slightly bad.

Uxie: Slightly? I’m being suffocated by all this hair!

I took a shot at Shiloh earlier for not seeing his daughter yet but between all the painting and charisma skilling he’s been doing recently it’s really no wonder he hasn’t had time.

Nice suit *laughs*

Niska: Shut up!

And if I don’t?

Niska: You know with my athletic skill I could kick your ass with my eyes closed

Duly noted

Marissa isn’t the only pregnant lady who’s taken to cooking.

I don’t mind Rhaenys cooking though ‘cause it’s good for her work.

Zen comes how from work with a promotion. I think this is lv8.

Shiloh: I can feel our little champ kick

Rhaenys: That’s great but could you please remove your hand from my insides? Much appreciated.

Shiloh: What’s that Champ? You can’t wait to be here? I can’t wait for you to be here either!

Rhaenys: Cute but I am so not calling my baby ‘Champ’.

Shiloh: But…but

Rhaenys: Never in your life!

Shiloh: You’ll be my little champ, right sweetie?

Uxie: You do realize that I am a female?

Shiloh: Why does everyone have to shit on my dreams?

Shiloh!

Shiloh: What did I do now?

Watch your language in front of the baby!

Uh…you ok there Rhaenys?

Rhaenys: Yeah, I’m fine. Why do you ask?

You just…don’t look to stellar.

Rhaenys: I’m absolutely fi……

Rhaenys: Holy crap, I take that back.

Can I do anything to help?

Rhaenys: Get this thing out of me NOW!

Rhaenys gives birth to a single baby girl named Visenya (I’m sorry, I can’t stop with these GOT names).

Visenya is an alien like her big sister and father.

Straight after Visenya is born Marissa pops with her pregnancy.

I don’t even both to change her maternity clothes because she annoys me that much.

I must be insane but I have Shiloh and Rhaenys start trying for another baby straight away.

I know I said this Gen would only have 2 kids but I wasn’t expecting Uxie so Shiloh and Rhaenys are still having the 2 kids that I’d initially planned.

You too sicken me.

Marissa: Don’t be jealous ‘cause you know you can’t be us.

*Gags*

Shiloh: I can still call you champ even though you’re a girl, right?

Rhaenys from the other room: Don’t even think about it!

Shiloh: Damn, she has good hearing.

Shiloh: Well Uxie it’s that time already, for you to flap your wings and fly the nest.

You are such an idiot, she’s only going to be a toddler!

Shiloh: Isn’t that when they leave?

No, you complete moron.

Shiloh: Disregard everything I just said then.

Of course the doting dad is the one to take Uxie up to blow out her candles.

I can’t wait to see what she looks like!

Wow, she is so cute!

I am a little disappointed that she didn’t get Anna’s ginger hair but I still love her regardless.

That’s it for this chapter. Hopefully the next one won’t take as long to come out as this one did.

Townie Updates:

Only one Townie update this chapter.

I hope these 2 manage to stay together and have cute kids.

Points:

Self wetting (15) -75
For each sim failing school (1) -5
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter or babysitter (when you don’t call them but the game makes them come)  (1) -5
Passing Out (37) -185
Accidental Deaths (1) -10
Social Worker Visit

Every Birth (20) +100
Every Twin Birth (5) +50
Every Triplet Birth
Fulfilling LTW (10) +400
For each Sim that gets on the honor roll (13) +65
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (5) +50
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation (5) +50
Every 100,000 dollars (6) +120

Every sim to master a skill (17) +85

Every sim to max their career (5) +50

Painting of Torch holder somewhere in the house (0)

Total points: 675

Chapter 6.3 – The Being of Knowledge

Hey guys, bet you didn’t see another chapter from here coming so soon, did you?

Simple answer is 2 things;

  1. My family are away until Monday and I’m bored
  2. In my boredom I somehow managed to play through the whole of Shiloh’s generation up to the heir poll so I can’t play anymore Sad smile

We start of by having a unexpected night-time visitor.

Quick Shiloh, get your ass out here before she realized what a terrible mistake she’s made!

Shiloh: Hi Rhaenys

Rhaenys: I regret all my life choices so far *starts to run away*

Damn it, why does she always run away whenever Shiloh speaks to her.

I was getting real fed up of it so I forced moved her into the house so she couldn’t run away again.

Shiloh: Did you know that you’re here forever?

Rhaenys: FML!

Shiloh: Since we’re stuck together anyway don’t you think we should make the most of it?

Rhaenys: Sorry, I don’t know you well enough for that

UGH! You’ve literally been interacting for the last 8 or so hours, why won’t you accept a flirt?

Finally, I thought she would never accept any of his romantic advances.

Shiloh: She’s special, you just needed to have some patience.

Wow, who are you and what have you done with the real Shiloh?

Shiloh: This is the first kiss I’ve ever had that actually means something to me

That’s kind of sweet but gross at the same time tbh.

Rhaenys: It’s alright, not the best by any means

Shiloh: Sad smile

Shiloh: Even though I’m not your first (or last) choice…will you be my girlfriend?

Rhaenys: I don’t know, I’ll have to think about it

Shiloh: Rhaenys you’re breaking my heart

Rhaenys: Damn, you’re hard to say no too. Fine, I’m be your stupid girlfriend!

A cute selfie is taken to commemorate the occasion.

Shiloh: This is going straight on SimBook, everyone will be so jealous of us.

Rhaenys: And just like that you ruin the moment.

It took a while, since Shiloh doesn’t sleep, but since he now has a girlfriend that does the old kids room has been made over for them. Looking back on it now I realise how weird the pattern on the wall looks but oh well, it can’t be changed now.

Zen: My son finally has his life on track | Yes, no more womanising for my baby boy

Shiloh: I’m real grateful that I’m not dead to you anymore but can you chill it on the weird songs?

Zen: I can’t help it, I just love how much you’ve changed.

Shiloh: Ixnay on the change please, my girlfriend is right there.

Despite Shiloh’s protests Zen continued to play herself right into maxing the guitar skill +5

I’m sorry, I can’t stop taking picture of them together.

I love them so much (well, I love Rhaenys at least Laughing out loud)

Rhaenys: *whispers*

Shiloh: Oh…OH, I didn’t take you for someone into that kind of thing.

Rhaenys: Get to know me and you’ll find I’m into all sorts of things *giggles*

Paparazzi: This’ll make a juicy headline for tomorrow’s gossip mag ‘Superstar fraternising with girl who’s not his fiancé’

Shiloh: GTFO, Anna and I broke up ages ago

Pap: Oh, an ever better scoop. I’ll be sure to get a promotion for this.

Shiloh: It’s public knowledge, you dumbass!

Demir: Video games, yes, that is what they are named on this planet?

Rhaenys: Yes, they are.

Demir: They are, what my mate would call the cooliest.

Marissa: I don’t you that in private! Also, if you even think of flirting with that girl I WILL END YOU!

Never fear Marissa, Shiloh is the only man for Rhaenys (I hope).

Marissa: You’re hope better be right or she won’t live to give him an heir.

Geez, calm it with the threats already. I get it.

Shortly after issuing her threats Marissa maxes out athletics +5

I guess she really is determined to prove that she can keep Demir and Rhaenys away from each other.

Apparently this family is all about skilling ’cause Sabine is at it too.

I can’t remember if I mentioned it before or not but a while ago I put a mod in the game that’s meant to fix autonomy so maybe that’s why my Sims are so productive nowadays?

Tyrion: Aunt Niska, did you know ‘All dwarves are bastards in their father’s eyes’

Niska: What the heck has Marissa been teaching this poor child?

Marissa *of screen*: I’ve been teaching him his heritage

Niska: He’s only named after the character; He’s not actually Tyrion Lannister.

*Obligatory first woohoo picture*

Shiloh: Can you leave, like right now?!

Ok, I’m going. Damn, when did you get so uptight and private?

This is a dog…and Shiloh’s butt.

I literally can’t remember what I was going to say for this photo but I never wrote it down.

Uno: You are a disgrace to writers everywhere

Tell me something I don’t already know.

Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure this is Marissa’s first feral change since the quads were born.

Marissa: It feels so good to howl at the moon again.

It’s daytime

After everything I went through to get you and Rhaenys together you have to go pull a stunt like this?

Shiloh: I have to check up on my side girl, you know

*SMH* And here’s me thinking you’d changed.

Shiloh: I have changed; I’ve changed my clothes.

Here’s a picture of the skeezeball riding off in his limo to ruin everything.

Shiloh: Hey baby girl, how’ve you been?

Why Shiloh, why?

Anna: How dare you call me baby after everything you’ve done to me!

Shiloh: Wow, calm it. I just wanted to come check up on you.

Anna: You messed around with my life and expect me to be ok with you coming around. I don’t think so.

Shiloh: Hormones much

Anna: Get out before I punch you!

Just hit him Anna, as hard as you can!

Shiloh: Hey! I’m meant to be your heir here, shouldn’t you be watching out for me?

Nah, you’re an ass and deserve everything you get.

Shiloh: Women…

Say another word and I will personally reach through my monitor and punch you.

Since Shiloh is officially done with his LTW and since I needed something to do with him before he drive me insane I decided to let him become an actor.

Shiloh: I’m about to be even more famous

That’s not even possible in Sims.

Shiloh: Shut up and let me have my moment.

Out of all the adults in the house Sabine spends the most time with the twins.

It makes me feel sad that she won’t ever have her own kids since she’ll be sticking around here.

Tyrion: ‘and for just a moment I stood tall as a king’

Marissa: That’s my boy

Stop filling his head with Tyrion Lannister quotes!

Why do you look so upset Marissa? You’re kid is getting looked after by someone else meaning you don’t have to, shouldn’t you be happy?

Marissa: I don’t have any quotes to teach her.

*Facepalm* Of course that’s what it is

I read that you need Charisma for the later part of the acting career so Shiloh is sent off to hone that skill.

Shiloh: Damn, that’s one fine specimen.

You know that’s you, right?

Shiloh: Duh! I was talking about me.

As conceited as ever I see.

Demir is promoted and picks the Scam artist branch as per his LTW

Tyrion: Waahh, it’s not fair! I should have Casterly Rock, it’s my birth right.

Tyene: Have it, I don’t care. It’s just a silly dollhouse.

Why Tyene, why?

Tyene: Nessie needed a lake so Uno made me one.

*Gag* Eww, that’s nasty! Bad dog!

Uno: I was only doing as I was told *bows head in shame*

Demir needs also needs charisma for his job so I use his one adult action to get him started.

Surprisingly he gets from level 0 to 6 in one session.

It’s the twins birthdays but I don’t care about them enough to get them cake or celebrate at all.

Apparently Marissa didn’t care enough either to turn around a celebrate with Tyrion.

She did care enough to dress him in Lannister colour though.

Tyrion: I have to show off my house.

You don’t have a house. You are not Tyrion Lannister!

Marissa: Don’t listen to her, you’re my precious little imp.

Being the second born Tyene goes next.

No one is there to celebrate with her either.

Thankfully Marissa doesn’t dress her in Westerosi colours.

Tyene: Man, I’m really feeling the love

It’s not my fault you’re mother has a favourite.

Some sickness for Rhaenys. I wonder what that could mean? Some bad food perhaps?

Rhaenys: Stop trying, everyone already knows what this is.

Kill the suspense why don’t you.

Wow, I guess Tyrion didn’t mean as much to Marissa as I thought.

Marissa: It was cool when he was a baby but now he needs to go.

A+ parenting here folks

Tyene: I heard your sending Tyrion away, does that mean I’m your favourite now?

Marissa: Haha kid, you’re funny.

Tyene: I don’t understand

Marissa: You’re going away to boarding school too.

This shouldn’t really be a surprise to anyone with the rate my townies breakup.

Aww, look at Rhaenys sleeping in the rocking chair.

I kind of wish she’d used the bed I made for her but it still sweet nonetheless.

Tyrion: What are you up to?

Tyene: I’m venting my sorrow into music.

Tyrion: Can you hurry up with your venting because the bus to take us away will be here soon.

Tyene: Why do you have to remind me?

Demir hasn’t left the mirror since the earlier picture btw which is why he gained so many levels.

I guess that’s one perk of aliens not having to sleep.

Aww, I am so glad these two managed to stay together for this long.

I hope they stay together long enough to actually get married.

Rhaenys pops with her pregnancy meaning Gen7 is officially on the way.

Rhaenys: See, no suspense needed.

Would it kill you to play along every once and a while?

Rhaenys: Yes, yes it would.

And what is our heir doing whilst his girlfriend announces her pregnancy; why playing video games of course.

Shouldn’t you be more excited for the announcement of your first kid?

Shiloh: Nope, not my first.

Wait…what?!

Shiloh: I already have a baby girl according to my moodlets.

That…that’s impossible.

Shiloh: Check the family tree, you’ll see.

WTF Shiloh! You only had 1 normal woohoo with her.

Shiloh: That’s what you think.

My game is so broken, I swear.

The baby is a girl and her name was Greta but since she’s a Holly her name gets changed to Uxie.

She is named after the Pokémon known as the being of knowledge.

It’s really hard finding a name beginning with U.

Sorry Anna, but since she is officially a contender for heir I have to take her and add her to the household.
Of course Sabine being Sabine is the first to find and care for baby Uxie.

I think I’ll end this chapter here. This chapter was kind of nuts but what else do you expect from the Holly’s, I guess. I’ll leave you with the townie updates for this chapter and I’ll see you in the next chapter.

P.S This is Update #3 for SimNaWriMo

Townie Updates:

Rhaenys cousin Pagan has gone after Ernest Shepherd. Hopefully they have some kids ‘cause Pagan is really cute.

And Rick Bathory-Tart (Eldest son of Castiel Bathory and Jazzberry Mist Tart) has started dating one of the Simselves.

Hopefully the townie curse won’t strike too quickly for the new couples.

Points:

Self wetting (15) -75
For each sim failing school (1) -5
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter or babysitter (when you don’t call them but the game makes them come)  (1) -5
Passing Out (37) -185
Accidental Deaths (1) -10
Social Worker Visit

Every Birth (19) +95
Every Twin Birth (5) +50
Every Triplet Birth
Fulfilling LTW (9) +360
For each Sim that gets on the honor roll (13) +65
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (5) +50
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation (5) +50
Every 100,000 dollars (6) +120

Every sim to master a skill (17) +85

Every sim to max their career (5) +50

Painting of Torch holder somewhere in the house (0)

Total points: 630