Hey guys, I’m so sorry I flakes out on chapters for like 2 months but like always RL stuff got in the way.
I’ve sorta made up for it though by overplaying so I have 6 chapters and an heir poll to post as soon as I can get them written.
Also, keep in mind that these (and the next 2 chapters) were pictured before my 2 month break so I might forget what was going on. Anyway, with that said, let’s get started.
Azlan, no!
Azlan please stop.
Az: But he shouldn’t be touching my baby.
They’re married, get used to it.
Mattie…
Mattie: Don’t complain, it’s free landscaping.
Thanks, I’m sure you’re family will love their garden decorated with holes.
Mattie: Exactly!
*Facepalm*
Linden you be looking crazy
Linden: Bwock nommy
Az: Mmm, can’t beat the smell of sweet innocence
Well that’s creepy. Put the child down and back away slowly 
In less creepy news, Hayl (who was heavily pregnant btw) broke up with her baby daddy only to give birth to their baby later that day. Also, Hayl having a boy has just screwed up the whole ‘only girl’ thing going on this generation.
Impressive!
Cai: You don’t know anything, your mama was a stupid poodle.
Poodles are actually really smart.
Cai: Shut up Voice, you’re ruining my torturing this noob.
You finished annoying your son-in-law?
Cai: For now. I have a baby who needs me.
Aww, grandma Cai to the rescue.
Cai: I wouldn’t go that far
Cai: There kid, you stay trapped in there so I don’t have to deal with you.
…And with that you ruin the whole good grandparent illusion.
Cai: Just forewarning you that if you even think of messing with my daughter I will freeze you to death and make sure no-one ever finds your body. Believe me I have experience making people disappear.
You what?!
Cai: Capeesh?
Dev: Yes, I understand.
WTH is going on here?!
Linden: Can someone please just feed me before I become one of the bodies she’s gonna hide.
Envy: Don’t worry great-grandchild, I won’t let you starve.
Devan: But I wanted to take care of the baby.
Cai: Hmm, I should sell his mangled corpse for diamonds. Surely some weirdo wants a pretty boy like him.
Devan: I should tell Grace about her mum.
Linden: Bad idea, Bro.
Dev: You’re probably right, little child.
Linden: He’s gonna get himself killed.
Don’t worry, your mum won’t let that happen, she actually wants this one to stick around.
Linden is a stroppy little madam and constantly wants attention even when she’s fully green.
She’s always crying, it’s kind of ridiculous tbh.
Some autonomous watching the stars for the most recent lovebirds 
Grace: Can you just leave us alone?
But you guys are so cute
See, so cute!
Grace: Leave! Now!
Okay, I’m going, geez.
Cai: Goodnight you screaming brat, I’ll see you again when you’re old enough to be quiet.
Linden: Love you too Grandma.
I think this is Ghost!Belle playing with Mattie. Belle actually comes out a lot I just don’t picture the ghosts too much ‘cause they are mainly boring.
Spiffy umbrella Dev.
Devan: Why thank you, I do love it so much
Actually I was being sarc…wait, how do you have an umbrella anyway? I have a mod to stop that.
Devan: But I’m special
Linden: Put me down this instant
Cai: I swear to all that is Evil if you don’t stop being so demanding all the time I will end you
Linden: Put me down or I’m gonna barf
Cai: You win this round.
I’m just gonna leave this here 
Linden is so popular now that she has a queue of people to tend to her every need.
Linden: Who is going to win the race to cleanse my diaper. On your marks, get set, go!
Linden: Ohhh, mummy won this time. Too bad to the rest of you.
Cai: I regret ever having our daughter. She created the most horrible kids.
Grace: I can hear you, you know.
Cai: And I still don’t care.
Devan runs off to his first day of work. He’s in the medical profession, hence the logic skilling last chapter.
Don’t you dare Cai!
Cai: It’s so much fun
Kami: But I’m the good one. Take Linden’s candy instead.
Kami: *Cries* It’s not fair
Welcome to the Holly family, Kid.
Just a kind of close up on Grace’s baby bump.
I think she’s currently pregnant with baby M (although I may be wrong since I’ve played so far ahead).
Guys, please stop.
Cai: But it’s fun and it bugs you which makes it even more fun.
*SMH*
Grace is tasked with teaching Linden to talk since apparently someone already taught her to walk and use the potty. Just like everything Linden is making it more difficult than it should be.
Devan: *Plays classical music perfectly*
Az: ~Oh my little squishy, I love you, my little squishy fishy~
Devan: This is not professional, I cannot work like this!
One last look at Kami and Linden both as toddler because Kami’s birthday is the next day.
Poor girl’s been mostly ignored this chapter because of her grandma and little sister.
Az: I could really do with catching some Z’s right about now.
You know where your bed is.
Az: But the floor is so much closer.
Don’t you dare or you will end up on babysitting duty for the rest of the kids lives.
My warning must’ve gotten through to Azlan because he went to his bed straight after.
That night he was also joined by Ghost!Night/Milo (I can’t tell the difference tbh).
Devan: Out of my way, Peasant, I have important places to be!
Devan: Damn, I can’t get on the trampoline because the trampoline is in the way!
Wow, that was such an important place to be *eyeroll*
Devan: I know, but the trampoline is blocking me from the trampoline.
*Facepalm*
Azlan Holly, get your butt back to bed right now!
Az: But my love, she call for me
I foresee failures from you Az, you are still deep in red territory when it comes to energy.
Kiss goodbye to your IF Kamille.
Kami: But she’s my only friend
Tough, she won’t be made real on my watch
Kami: 
Dev shouldn’t you get some sleep, you’re about ready to pass out.
Devan: Gotta go, people to save!
Linden: What about me, I need attention!
Not only did Devan rush off to work on very low energy but so did Azlan so there’s most likely going to be 1 or more fails before the end of this chapter.
Grace: What’s that for?
It’s Kami’s birthday, it’s for her.
Nope! She’s going to stay a baby forever.
That can’t happen, sorry, although I guess she can stay a baby for a few more hours.
In the spare bedroom the girls are working on their own toy graveyard.
No one ever puts them away and they keep using new toys instead of the ones already out so it just keeps getting bigger.
Cai: Oh my Watcher, Grace did you know you were pregnant?!
Grace: No shit, Sherlock
Cai: Well did you know that you’re in labour?
Grace: No I’m not.
Grace: What did you do to me?
Cai: I tried to warn you.
Cai: That got boring real quick
Grace: Some empathy would be good, I’m in pain here!
Cai: Keep it down, would you. You’re scaring Mattie.
Priorities Cai, you’ve got them wrong.
Even without her mum’s help Grace give birth to another genie/werewolf little girl named Marissa +5
Like her sister she has a couple hidden traits. She also has a weird glitch were her skin is white in game but in thumbnail it’s pale pink. I guess we’ll see what colour she is when she aged up.
Also, this will be the last kid of the generation unless Grace or Devan wish for more.
Kami: Come here doggy, I have a surprise for you.
Oreo: This kid scares me
It’s not her you need to be scared of, believe me.
Devan drives home from work in a funky little smart car type thing that I didn’t know he had.
…AND the award for most stupid decision of the day goes to Devan –5.
His fail was completely expected though since he was almost passing out before he went to work anyway.
Poor little Casifer has been left out in the rain by an uncontrollable Cai.
Luckily Grace is under my control now and can save him from the rain the way Ash did for Charmander.
After saving Casifer I figured there was a way for Grace to make Devan go to bed so I made her woohoo with him which would’ve worked…
…If she hadn’t then autonomously got him up again for an amorous hug. Damn it Grace!
To get Grace away from Devan I have her start up Kami’s birthday.
Grace: C’mon, blow out those candles. Look, like this *blows out candles*
Devan: I’m so tired I can’t even keep my eyes open.
WOW, Kami is really pretty. She does look a lot like Cedrick though so there’s that.
She’s also getting the weirdest mash-up of traits but I’m cool with that because at least it’s different.
I think I’m going to end this chapter here before these 3 cause me anymore point losses.
I’ll see you guys next time (which will probably be Wednesday since I kind of want to keep to Sunday and Wednesdays for my chapters until I’m caught up).
Points:
Self wetting (7) -35
For each sim failing school (1) -5
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter or babysitter (when you don’t call them but the game makes them come) (1) -5
Passing Out (14) -70
Accidental Deaths
Social Worker Visit
Every Birth (10) +50
Every Twin Birth (3) +30
Every Triplet Birth
Fulfilling LTW (5) +200
For each Sim that gets on the honor roll (9) +45
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (2) +20
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation (3) +30
Every 100,000 dollars (2) +40
Every sim to master a skill (9) +45
Every sim to max their career (2) +20
Painting of Torch holder somewhere in the house (0)
Total points: 360
Berries of Insanity 
Aw, Kami is adorable! And so is that Charmander gif, also so sad 😦
I’ve had that skin glitch before, very annoying. They generally turn out the colour in game, thumbnails can be wrong easily. I had a thumbnail showing the YA version of a sim who was elder in game. And toddler thumbnails when the sim is child or older. Stupid thing. She looks like she might have daddy Dev’s pale hair, but I guess we will see when she ages up 🙂
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The skin glitch thing is super weird (also Marissa isn’t the only one to have it this Gen).
Charmander gif is the saddest thing ever 😦
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