Chapter 5.10 – Why Are You All So Boring?

Hey guys, I don’t really have an intro this time since the last chapter was posted yesterday but I’m going away for a week tomorrow and in that time I’m getting a new tattoo on my hand so I probably won’t be able to post for a week or 2. Since I also had like 5 chapters worth of pictures ready to post I figured now would be as good a time as any to get this one out.

We start of with Quinn finally discovering her baby sister.

Quinn: If I close my eyes I can just pretend I’m an only child again.

Sabine: I wuv you sissy *giggles*

Quinn: Awesome, I have my very own minion now.

Why does this family love that deck chair so much? Someone is constantly out there.

Persi: It give me the quiet solitude that I so desperately crave.

Okay, carry on then you little weirdo

Quinn: Aunt Marissa can you teach me how to fix the computer like you?

Missy: Bug off kid, I’ve got better stuff to do.

Persi: Can I borrow some of your comics auntie Zen?

Zen:

Persi: I take that as a no then?

Zen: No one must have the precious

On a side note I’m seriously starting to think the older girls prefer their aunts to their actual parents. They are always hanging around the opposite parents.

Quinn: Can you help me with this supernatural quiz

Missy: Only if you shut your sister up

Quinn: For good?

Missy: Maybe

*Glares*

Missy: I mean definitely not

That’s better

Missy: *whispers* We’ll talk later kid

Marissa!

Whilst her mum is busy filling her Quinn’s head with nonsense Persi has discovered that she can swim in the pool she often sits beside.

As you can see from the change in lighting she stayed in the pool all day.

Persi: And I’m never coming out ever again

You do that

Quinn: So if I move this one here then I can do a clean sweep and win this hands down?

Win what?

Quinn: This so called legacy. Aunt Missy’s been teaching me how to be a winner.

That’s nice but I wouldn’t listen to her if I was you.

Quinn: Why? She won didn’t she?

…You’ve got me there kid

Missy: I’m the greatest | the greatest| there’s no one better than me

Conceited much

Get out of the pool and go get something to eat or something.

Persi: Nope. Told you I wasn’t ever leaving this pool.

Leave right now or I’m demolishing the whole pool with you in it.

Persi *exaggerated sigh* Fine

Oh look Ori’s gotten herself someone new.

Hopefully this one works out and she can give Devan the last 2 grandkids that he so desperately wants.

Why are you painting on Niska’s easel without finishing your other painting?

Persi: You said I was to leave the pool but you didn’t say what I could do afterwards

Why you little…

Well this a new development. I didn’t think Marissa had it in her to be nice to kids.

Missy: What can I say, I’ve should be focusing on helping my own child win heirship not my sisters.

It’s way to early for talk of heirship

Missy: It’s never too early to raise a winner.

At least the girls are blissfully unaware of the rivalry Marissa is trying to create between then, for now at least.

It’s the moment I’ve been dreading since the youngest kids were born; their child birthdays. The only people not at work are Missy and Devan so the birthdays go 1by1 which is so slow and tedious.

Rosa being the eldest ages up first, naturally.

Straight after aging up Rosa went for a nap so I wasn’t able to get a better picture of her.

Rosa is up next being the second eldest of the quads.

She is so cute. She also seems to be the only one out of all Missy’s kids to take after Demir even slightly.

Roux is next (can’t you just tell how eager I am for all these birthdays to be over with?)

He is pretty cute looking too but I’m pretty sure he is just a male version of Marissa (I may have stared at Missy’s face for far to long to figure that one out).

Missy: Can you put that child down now so I can take her to her cake and get this nightmare over with

Devan: What, this child?

Missy: Yes dad, the child you currently have in your arms. Put her down, now.

Rae: Oops, too late

Missy: Damn it dad!

Yep, the birthdays went on for so long that half the kids ended up missing their cake.

Hi mini-Marissa I mean Rae.

*Cries in a corner* Where has all my genetic diversity gone this generation?

Shiloh was the next to age up. He was another of the kids to not get a cake because the time ran out.

Shiloh: Watch me sparkle

I love you Shiloh

Ah, there’s the return of my genetic diversity.

I haven’t showed you guys Zen’s human dad but damn, does Shiloh look like his double (colouring aside).

And finally, the youngest out of all the kids, Sabine has her birthday moments before midnight.

Ok, maybe I was mistaken when I said Shiloh was my favourite this generation.

Shiloh: I heard that

Sorry baby, I still love you but…just look at Sabine. She is so cute!

Nice way to start out Missy. All her kids hadn’t even finished aging up when she rolled this. She also wished to send away Roux and Rae but didn’t roll the same wish for Rosa. I guess we know her favourite now.

The first thing Rae does though is take up the logic skill. Cool.

She might be a Marissa clone but at least she’s matching the character I had in my head for her.

Missy: Why did you have to be such a disappointment?

Persi: But mum…

Missy: You could’ve continued this line of greatness but instead one of Niska’s brats are gonna take over

Persi: Well maybe if I had a decent mother I wouldn’t be such a disappointment.

Missy: *Gasps* You don’t mean that

Persi: Oh, don’t I?

Ok, stop it you guys. You both want to be best friends with each other and this is not the way to go about it.

Missy: For once the Watcher is actually right about something. You are my eldest daughter and we should be close so that we can both rule side by side when you come of age.

Persi: Your apology sounds super fake but I like the sentiment.

Not exactly what I meant but apparently this ‘apology’ got them to best friends so whatever.

Rosa: She floated towards you, intent on her pale face…

Zen and Quinn: *Nervous gasps*

Rosa: She look you up and down, eyes flickering all over you. Finally she said…

Quinn: What did she say? You can’t leave us hanging like this!

Rosa: She said ‘YOU ARE NOT THE ONE’ before floating away into the elevator and disappearing completely.

If anyone knows where that story is from I will love you forever.

Hey look, Oriana actually managed to stick with a guy long enough to produce a kid. Good for her (finally).

3 out of the 6 new kids find their new colour-coded beds. The other 3 sleep in the treehouse.

Missy: I’m free| I don’t have to care for snot-nosed brats anymore| I’m free

I suppose that’s one way to celebrate the house finally being a toddler free zone.

Rae: You’re my bestest friend in the world Quinn

Quinn: Yeah, yeah, you’re my friend too

I had no idea how Quinn and Rae are friends but they actually are best friends.

Quinn: It’s something Aunt Missy taught me ‘Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer’

*Headdesk* She’s your little cousin, not your enemy

Zen: Do you think you can keep up father Devan?

Dev: I’ll show you how it’s done young whippersnapper, I was taught by the master after all.

Demir: You, being the closest to me genetically, will travel with me back to my homeworld when our people come back for me?

Rio: They’re not coming back for you daddy

Demir: They will. You’ll see. Then you can be my heir.

Rio: Whatever you say daddy *whispers* he’s officially gone crazy.

Rio: Did you hear that daddy wants to take you back to his homeworld Rosa?

Rosa: Oh really? I always wanted to be daddy’s favourite. Do you think I will need my parasol on the homeworld?

Rio: Nah, you’ll be fine.

Sabine: That is so cruel Rio, how can you lie to her like that?

Rio: She’ll get over it…eventually.

Niska: Can you swim little doggy? See, like this.

Tiff: I will only swim in a beautiful lake with serene surroundings.

Niska: Such high demands for such a teensy dog.

Rio: Can you move, I’m about to kick this guys ass!

Sabine: Why is there never anything good on this stupid TV?

That’s a question I’ve been asking myself for years now.

At least she’s finishing her painting instead of starting another (not that she had a choice with both easels being full of her unfinished paintings )

See what I mean about all these kids being obsessed with these deckchair lounger things.

At the moment these things are worse than the rocking chair in the nursery.

Oh my actual god! She actually did it! She tied herself down with her baby daddy. I never thought I’d see the day. Now we just need Linden to get married and then all the kids this Gen have settled down with someone.

Have the kids driven you to drink already Dem?

Demir: No, I communicated with my people and they have told me they are not coming back for me. I am to live out the rest of my days down here with these puny humans. That is enough to drive anyone to this alcoholic substance.

Well with that I think I’m going to end it it here. I’ll leave you guys with the townie updates and I’ll see you in the next chapter (whenever that is).

Townie Updates:

Well that’s a pairing I never thought I’d see.

Yay, this is their second baby, I’m sure.

Ah Cara is who they were expecting last chapter. Right, so she’s the second baby for these two.

I guess Custard wasn’t that into Amber because he moved straight on to Jenn almost as soon as he and Amber broke up.

This is either going to be the cutest or weirdest looking sim ever. Either way I’m excited to find out.

This one I know for sure will be adorable.

As will this one.

Points:

Self wetting (11) -55
For each sim failing school (1) -5
For every game induced visit from a police officer, firefighter or babysitter (when you don’t call them but the game makes them come)  (1) -5
Passing Out (35) -175
Accidental Deaths (1) -10
Social Worker Visit

Every Birth (18) +90
Every Twin Birth (4) +40
Every Triplet Birth
Fulfilling LTW (8) +320
For each Sim that gets on the honor roll (11) +55
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children (3) +30
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation (4) +40
Every 100,000 dollars (2) +40

Every sim to master a skill (13) +65

Every sim to max their career (5) +50

Painting of Torch holder somewhere in the house (0)

Total points: 465 (No change this time)